They discretely added only one scoop of powder into my instant tea, but I could tell this was different. How?
Subtle-tea
My employer asked me to tell a bit about myself
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Signs for broken toilets should read, "pooer discretion is advised"
Dad joked anyone who gave the kid Halloween candy
When they answered the door to give him candy, I had him say "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and "I'm allergic to candy, do you have any sardines?"
He also stood facing away from the door for some.
He got a lot of laughs, a door slammed in his face and an offer for spicy mustard sardines.
Video: Halloween dad joke: http://youtu.be/Mp3IBlZnfFw (Forgive the vertical. I was trying to be discrete so not to contaminate the proceedings.)
