When you join a convent, do you have to sign a Nun disclosure agreement?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aetweedie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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I went traveling to find the best pie. A pie in Jamaica costed 1.50$. One in Cuba was therefore only 1$. The most expensive I found was on the Bahamas and costed a whopping 3$. I might write a book about this...

I'll name it the Pie-rates of the Carribean

-Not mine, my dad's I have full disclosure to use it though :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukas0303
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I’d be happy to tell you about my secret Indian Restaurant...

...right after you sign this naan disclosure agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.

They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What's the Hawaiian squirrel's favorite anime?

My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilphLurker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Wootbeer.

Full disclosure I hear this joke on "Stop Podcasting Yourself" all the time and it makes me laugh everytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armoreddillo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I recently signed an NDA...

This was part of my dinner last night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Public_Profile
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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I was hired as a chef at an Indian Restaurant..

Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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At the Indian Restaurant

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PBest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...

he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contra_band
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left to college

Bison!


Full disclosure: I'm not a dad, but my dad told me this joke and I think it will be appreciated here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth7urtle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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My favorite Indian restaurant keeps their bread recipe a secret...

All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimdune
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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I heard a German sausage joke...

Full disclosure: it's the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xerotrope
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2016
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While buying something with a credit card...

I was getting my card ready to swipe, and the cashier said "strip facing me" and I said "you want me to do WHAT?" He nervously laughed and my wife was very disappointed in me.

Full disclosure: I am a dad

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After weighing myself...

Full disclosure, I'm just a guy in his mid-20s - not a dad, though with my cheesy sense of humor I may as well be. Wanted to share one of my prouder examples of that today.

Anyways, a couple friends and I were visiting another friend out of town, and we'd been eating quite a bit on our trip (and not the healthiest stuff either). I randomly decided to weigh myself and found that I was 158 lbs, which was a bit alarming because I had just been around 150 a week or two prior.

Came downstairs and the topic of how much we'd been eating came up. I mentioned my weight of 158, and one of my friends went "Damn, how did that happen?" And I swear to god, without even thinking, this just came out:

"Well I was 150... and then I eight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/womble2113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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My gf mentioned some singer named Constantine.

So I told her it was Greek for forever young. Constant teen. Full disclosure, I am a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/in-tent-cities
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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Did you know that protons have mass?

They're Catholic, you see.

(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwatchmanx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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