A worker at a milk bottling plant is interviewed after a disastrous spill floods the facility with milk. The reporter asks "was it pasteurized?"

"No, it wasn't even past my knees!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/froqmouth
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2023
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A disastrous explosion happened in a cheese factory in France yesterday.

De Brie everywhere.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OctoberFire1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
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How do you kill the circus?

Go for the juggler!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WitchhunterXI
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2023
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Did you guys hear about Homer's disastrous attempt at baking?

I heard the D'oh kept rising.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SolWishing12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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Did you all hear about the disastrous magic competition reality show that had to be canceled?

All the contestants just up and disappeared!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NateJustNate
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience.

The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crazyfortaco
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 04 2022
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The wife's a redhead

Her friend asked her for some advise on a subject that could be very disastrous if not handled right.

She asked me what to do.

I responded with handle it like a redhead. Gingerly.

Even though we are several states away from each other, I heard her groan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dokpsy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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