Some people disagree with my opinions about skulls...
but that's just their frame of mind.
note: I wasn't quite sure how to set this up, so if you've got another idea, let me know.
edit: for context, I had decided on how to tell this. I just forgot the best version out of a few.
Some people say that urinals are useless and sexist, but I’d disagree.
They really streamline the process.
Why do conservatives disagree with liberals?
Because they aren't right
There's been a lot of things that I disagree with on this subreddit so I'm going to write it an open letter.
What's blue and not very heavy?
Although I disagree with the mod's post yesterday about the definition of dad jokes,
I'm glad we're still on the same page
Pro-tip: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap
It doesnt matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...
My fiance didn't think it was funny. I disagree.
Did you hear about the dentist giving testimony in court?
He swore to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!
People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.
Apparently identity theft is a crime.
Never go to sleep on an argument.
Not sure if this qualifies as dad joke, but anyways here I go: I had to strongly disagree with a friend who accused me of being a severe fence-sitter
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
What do you call a pie made of poop?
A poopkin pie!!!!
Joke courtesy of my 7 year old daughter. I don't think I've ever been so proud of her.
A man walks into a doctors office.
The doctor asks what’s bothering the man and he says “Doc, I’ve eaten something that disagrees with me” Just then his stomach rumbles and says “No you didn’t”
You hear about the African herd animal that's quite disagreeable?
When I think about a word that starts with the letter N
5 out of 6 people will agree...
Russian Roulette is perfectly safe.
My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
What does a fish bring to war?
How do snails settle their differences?
Been told this was insensitive I disagree
My 13yo has had enough. I disagree.
https://imgur.com/a/b4uxwBM
I took my mom to Home Depot to look at wheelbarrows for gardening
"I think I'd prefer a cart," she said, "wheelbarrows look a little unwieldy to me."
"I disagree," I replied. "Wheelbarrows are actually one-wheel-dy."
Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, here’s some thing we can hopefully agree on.
People who are reading this are on the same page.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice!!
I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
Did you know that tyrants are also magicians?
They make anyone who disagrees with them disappear
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
At what time of day do Germans disagree?
Nein! (for this to be effective, say this quite loudly in a German accent.)
My dad loves this one, he always laughs the loudest at his own joke.
Perspectives are weird. You might think something is impeccable...
But a woodpecker would disagree
The pilot says that we're 30,000 feet in the air. I disagree.
There's no way there's 15,000 people on board.
The cannibal felt sick after the debate
He must have eaten something that disagreed with him
What do you call a disagreeable horse?
My friend told me that you can't tune a fish. I disagree.
They have many scales but they are all over the place
What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?
Why is the dragon considered to be the best rapper?
Did you hear about the sausage that told dad jokes?
He was the literal “wurst”
As the man of the house, I always have the last word when my wife and I disagree about what to do.
Usually it's something like "yes dear."
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