Gira ormai da tempo gira uno spot televisivo che vorrei denunciare in cui si vende un infuso che contiene (tra le varie) unβelogiatissima pianta chiamata βradice di luceβ. Le proprietΓ terapeutiche deriverebbero dallβabilitΓ della pianta di, cito testualmente, βessere lβunica in grado di elaborare la luce solare con la sua parte verde e di immagazzinare lβetere di luceβ.
Dopo aver sparato questa enorme castroneria, che deriva dalle idee di uno spiritualista operante nei primi del 1900 autodefinitosi scienziato, parlano dei chakra del nostro corpo e di come i principi attivi contenuti nel prodotto venduto siano tutti scientificamente provati.
Questo spot Γ¨ pericoloso in quanto in realtΓ la pianta in questione, lβigname cinese (Dioscorea polystachya o Dioscorea batatas), per quanto si sia visto avere effetti positivi su problemi di fegato e reni, ha parecchie contro indicazioni che non vengono neanche accennati.
Riporto unβestratta dalla pagina di Wikipedia relativa alla pianta: βpuΓ² dare problemi se contemporaneamente si assumono altri farmaci. Non contiene estrogen, ma alcuni dei suoi effetti sono simili a quelli di un estrogeno, seppure in forma piΓΉ blanda. PuΓ² creare disturbi nel caso si stia seguendo una terapia ormonale sostitutiva o si assumano pillole anticoncezionali. Γ da evitare in gravidanza, durante l'allattamento, nel caso di problemi ormonali e di endometriosi, fibrosi dell'utero e tumori a seno, utero o ovaie. Γ sconsigliato a persone con deficienza di proteina S perchΓ© puΓ² aumentare i rischi di coagulazione del sangue. Le rare reazioni allergiche possono provocare eruzioni cutanee e asma. Se assunto in quantitΓ eccessiva, puΓ² causare nausea, vomito e diarrea. In commercio si trova in creme e gel da applicare sulla pelle; alcuni di questi prodotti contengono a volte progesterone sintetico, anche se sulla confezione Γ¨ indicato "progesterone naturale". Γ bene consultarsi con un medico prima di intraprendere una dieta a base di igname cinese.β
PubblicitΓ del genere dovrebbero scrivere e dire sempre chiaramente che prima va sempre consultato il medico curante cosa che si guardano bene dal fare. Non so a quale autoritΓ rivolgermi ma vorrei denunciare questo fatto.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
