I heard that a gang based in Los Angeles is creating paper money with pictures of the founder's foot's digits in place of presidents...
I dunno if the Crip-toe currency will take off or not.
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︎ May 19 2021
I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Which digital payment system does the pope use?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
One for the intellectuals (and the kitchen-dwellers). Digital scales are so fragile.
I can tare them with one finger. I am SO sorry everyone have a great day.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What does a robot do after sex?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Big shout out to my fingers...
I can always count on them!
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if youβd like to see photos of my faux toes.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The USA has finally been upgraded to be fully digital.
The new America is called USB.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
How many digits are there in pi?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Proud dad moment happened today!
My son and I were driving home from his baseball practice when we see a car with a vinyl wrap. All digital camo. I point it out and said βthatβs a nice car huh?β And he replies βwhat car? All I see are wheels.β It took me a second to realize what he said. So I looked over to him he had the biggest smirk on his face. I almost teared up.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I know every single digit of pi...
Just not in the right order!
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Iβll do a digital one later
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What does a clock do when itβs hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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π
︎ Jun 29 2020
Days are numbered
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Bad as it gets
I was setting up my buddy Rick with this cute gal Tina I knew from work. She was smart, funny and worked in a shop.
Several years ago, she lost all the digits on both feet in a shop accident.
When I told Rick this he did a hard pass on her.
Turns out he is LackToes Intolerant.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Icelation, Digital, OC
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︎ Apr 22 2020
When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, βHa! Thatβs not going to help!β
βSure, it does.β I said. βItβs the only way I can see the numbers.β
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
I asked a german girl for her phone number. She only gave me one digit though.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I bought a digital book on how to scam on-line.
Have not received it yet.
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︎ May 25 2020
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I hate people with no digits on their feet
I am lack-toes intolerant
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︎ Mar 07 2020
How many bones are in a human hand?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
There are 10 kinds of people.
Those that understand binary and those who dont.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.
I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
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π
︎ Nov 02 2019
I know all of the digits of pi...
I just cannae remember the order.
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π
︎ Mar 15 2020
Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.
Just not in the right order.
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π
︎ Sep 11 2018
Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Nice one Michael
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Corki
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?
Are you trying to catch these hands?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
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︎ Mar 18 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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π
︎ Nov 23 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I hate people with no digits on their feet.
Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 7
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︎ Nov 08 2019
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