Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
Bored to bore
A Bark-aeologist
He was boring.
Money well spent
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
Just a miner injury
Well done!
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
They were miner technical difficulties.
I'm just mining my own business
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.
The other 2 jumped out of the way.
They were called ours
Gopher it
Because they have one foot in the grave.
It was a real groundbreaking invention
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Arrrrchaeologists
Because her career was in ruins!
Because he had one tract mined.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
It’s ground breaking.
A jean pool
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
It’s not a beautiful poem - but it’s deep.
Just a miner injury!!
It’s not a long story, but it’s deep.
It’s not a beautiful poem but it is deep
It’s not a very long poem, but it’s pretty deep.
That's pretty deep.
I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
A minor miner
Its not a long poem but its very deep
It was a miner injury.
Now it's not a very beautiful poem... But it's quite deep
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
It may not be a good poem... but it’s very deep.
