I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.
Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
Just keep digging, just keep digging
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
I was having problems with my tools while digging for gold.
They were miner technical difficulties.
People keep bothering me at work, while I dig for gold
I'm just mining my own business
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
Yesterday, I was digging in the garden when I found a buried treasure chest!
I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:
Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.
My daughter had her 6th driving test yesterday. She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 jumped out of the way.
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
Why is Grave digging such a dangerous job?
Because they have one foot in the grave.
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Which pirates dig up the treasure?
Why did the archeologist have to get a new job?
Because her career was in ruins!
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
Did you hear about that great new shovel?
What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?
3 moles are digging their way out of prison.
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs....
It’s not a beautiful poem - but it’s deep.
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig
It’s not a long story, but it’s deep.
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,
It’s not a beautiful poem but it is deep
I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
It’s not a very long poem, but it’s pretty deep.
I dig, you dig. He digs, she digs. They dig, we all dig.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
What do you call a child digging?
I dig, You dig, He digs, She digs, We dig, They dig.
Its not a long poem but its very deep
I bumped my elbow digging for gold.
I dig... You dig... He dig... She dig... We dig... They dig...
Now it's not a very beautiful poem...
But it's quite deep
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins and was about to run straight home to tell my wife
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig...
It may not be a good poem... but it’s very deep.
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