Dig a hole in me tonight
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.

Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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I can't wait to go back and dig up parts of Fort Wayne.

I'm having an Indiana Jones.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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I dig it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/loot98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...

Money well spent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lo0220
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/banditk77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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People keep bothering me at work, while I dig for gold

I'm just mining my own business

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:

Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tataku999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2020
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My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...

Gopher it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2020
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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Which pirates dig up the treasure?

Arrrrchaeologists

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GamePlayXtreme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2020
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What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?

A jean pool

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Payasin70
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?

Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2019
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My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.

But I’m just grasping at straws here.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Propagansus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?

A barkeologist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ahmeda97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2019
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Archeologists really dig their job

and they work their fingers to the bone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2018
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We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β€œ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2018
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A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...

She decided to leave well enough alone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2019
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My friend takes time off work to go dig for water in drought stricken areas.

He has a well paying job.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2019
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A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .

but I said that would be boring.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2018
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I really dig earthworms, but I haven't meant one yet that didn't have a dirty mouth.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viperfour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2019
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I really dig this poem.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMajicman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2014
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Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?

Well, urine luck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eurt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2018
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Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/86Damacy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2018
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At the height of my lunacy, I would dig in my lawn like my life depended on it.

It's all well now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Veni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2018
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I was hired to dig holes to plant trees in, but in the end I was only paid $2 an hour.

One might even say I was paid a pittance.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sortiack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2018
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As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.

And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2017
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If you dig a hole 60ft down, and poop in it, that's some deep shit.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RobotWizard055
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2015
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Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.

It was groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BottleSSBM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2016
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What fossils do computer scientists dig for?

Trilobytes!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cancer_in_a_Cup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2016
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs....

It’s not a beautiful poem - but it’s deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig

It’s not a long story, but it’s deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cornchiptoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2020
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,

It’s not a beautiful poem but it is deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.

It’s not a very long poem, but it’s pretty deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2020
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I dig, you dig. He digs, she digs. They dig, we all dig.

That's pretty deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redwards2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2018
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I dig, You dig, He digs, She digs, We dig, They dig.

Its not a long poem but its very deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cavinbrya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2019
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I dig... You dig... He dig... She dig... We dig... They dig...

Now it's not a very beautiful poem... But it's quite deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2018
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I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig...

It may not be a good poem... but it’s very deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aweapingangel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2019
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I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig.

It’s not a very good poem but it’s quite deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/romanator25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2019
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2019
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig

It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scrott806
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2018
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He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig.

Now it's not a very nice poem,

But it is quite deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhyRedTape
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2016
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Short poem I dig, he digs, she digs, we all dig.

I know its not a nice poem, but its pretty deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2017
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Dig poem

I dig You dig We dig She dig He dig They did

Not a great poem but its really deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexthescot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2017
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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigSpermingWhale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2016
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I dig

I dig

You dig

He digs

She digs

Everyone digs

(I know it's not a good poem, but it's so deep)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Da_dpG
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