Dig a hole in me tonight
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.
Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I can't wait to go back and dig up parts of Fort Wayne.
I'm having an Indiana Jones.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I dig it
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
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︎ Oct 26 2020
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
People keep bothering me at work, while I dig for gold
I'm just mining my own business
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:
Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
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︎ May 18 2020
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Which pirates dig up the treasure?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?
Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes
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︎ Nov 25 2019
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldnβt be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But Iβm just grasping at straws here.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Archeologists really dig their job
and they work their fingers to the bone.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β Why donβt we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?β
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︎ May 27 2018
A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...
She decided to leave well enough alone.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
My friend takes time off work to go dig for water in drought stricken areas.
He has a well paying job.
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︎ May 16 2019
A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .
but I said that would be boring.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
I really dig earthworms, but I haven't meant one yet that didn't have a dirty mouth.
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︎ Mar 26 2019
I really dig this poem.
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︎ Apr 10 2014
Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
At the height of my lunacy, I would dig in my lawn like my life depended on it.
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︎ Aug 29 2018
I was hired to dig holes to plant trees in, but in the end I was only paid $2 an hour.
One might even say I was paid a pittance.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
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︎ Jul 18 2017
If you dig a hole 60ft down, and poop in it, that's some deep shit.
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︎ Oct 21 2015
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
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︎ Oct 30 2016
What fossils do computer scientists dig for?
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︎ Mar 08 2016
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs....
Itβs not a beautiful poem - but itβs deep.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig
Itβs not a long story, but itβs deep.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,
Itβs not a beautiful poem but it is deep
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
Itβs not a very long poem, but itβs pretty deep.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I dig, you dig. He digs, she digs. They dig, we all dig.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
I dig, You dig, He digs, She digs, We dig, They dig.
Its not a long poem but its very deep
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I dig... You dig... He dig... She dig... We dig... They dig...
Now it's not a very beautiful poem...
But it's quite deep
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︎ Oct 10 2018
I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig...
It may not be a good poem... but itβs very deep.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig.
Itβs not a very good poem but itβs quite deep
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig
Itβs not a beautiful poem, but itβs very deep.
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︎ Jul 02 2018
He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig.
Now it's not a very nice poem,
But it is quite deep.
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︎ Dec 30 2016
Short poem I dig, he digs, she digs, we all dig.
I know its not a nice poem, but its pretty deep
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︎ Apr 20 2017
Dig poem
I dig
You dig
We dig
She dig
He dig
They did
Not a great poem but its really deep
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︎ Oct 29 2017
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
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︎ Feb 06 2016
I dig
I dig
You dig
He digs
She digs
Everyone digs
(I know it's not a good poem, but it's so deep)
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︎ Sep 30 2014
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