Five hundred people were exposed to ten different puns, to see if any of them made the subject laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popularvote
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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[request] Boat puns?

Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivingSecrets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns hoping at ο»Ώleast one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, ο»Ώno pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeNerdNextDoor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofDragoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What’s the difference between a mall and a parked car?

A lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jupitersmoones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher

is what they were bangin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepersFTW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.

The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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What’s the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?

One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What's the difference between pie and cake?

Ο€r^2, but cake are round.

Waited about 4 months to post this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

There was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirtbag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damander
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Multiple thefts of porch steps from different addresses in downtown Detroit.

Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Team_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Set-Life-Medic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow Balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?

One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockyCrayon6625
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

A comma.

A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is

that one of them is an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What's the difference between America and an yogurt

The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Another year has came and went, and there are some things I wish I could’ve done differently

Hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urinal-Cake2113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

Snowballs

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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?

They are both cauldron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabukimansanjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Whats the difference between spotify and tinder?

One you hear new singles, the other you see new singles!

And if you really like them you think "album them if I can"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snow Balls

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What's the difference between a fox and a dog ?

About 8 tequilas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsned70
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy the other is a little lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThingTop2579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What can you attach to a ball, a harp, or a cart to make something completely different?

β€œoon”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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Why 2021 is not going to be so much different from 2020?

Because 2021 is 2022

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chatauscours
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Pun contest

There was a man who entered a local newspaper pun contest. He sent in ten different puns the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potodds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnt7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€r2, cake are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrispeacock123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€ rΒ², cakes are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunningThing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A tire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdmanOK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHateCursedImages
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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