I tried a new drink by the Dicken brewing company

I recommend the hot Dicken Cider... It's delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, β€œOlive? Or twist?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prvdad_e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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Only 1 of Dickens novel....

Has a Twist in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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Charles Dickens, besides being a great writer, was also a great cook, who would only use high quality ingredients and would get very angry if they weren't available.

It was the best of Thymes, it was the worst of Thymes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainSpy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2021
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Just finished reading Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations.

Bit of a let down if I'm honest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vassago223
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I don’t have Great Expectations for my kids.

I got them all the other Dickens books though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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What did Charles Dickens name his cough drop company?

Great Expectorations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zighawk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.

The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I saw a huge spider on my bed & I screamed like Ebenezer Scrooge

Scared the Dickens out of me

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For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2021
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Charles Dickens writing about his short stint working at a sausage factory...

β€œIt was the best of times, it was the wurst of times...” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrodinger: This is already my favorite book of all time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What’s Charles Dickens favourite kind of tea?

Novel-ty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_pendragon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!

It hurts like the Dickens >_<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I got my dad back in public the other day

My dad and I were at the checkout counter:

Dad: "I love cider."

Me : " the only cider I like is 'Hot Dicken's'"

Dad: "Hot dicken's cider, never heard of it."

Cashier : groan

Dad: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedaveabides98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Sometimes my dad and I have a hard time understanding each other...

I'm away at university and my dad calls me up while I'm doing last minute homework:

Dad: What are you up to?

Me: Just finishing an essay about Dickens' Hard Times for class. I'm really busy, can I call you back in a couple hours?

Dad: Oh, that sounds like a hard time!

Me: (Sarcastically) Well it's not the MOST fun I've ever had.

Dad: (long pause followed by a sigh) Are you having a hard time with the joke?

Me: No, (chuckles) I get it dad... but I've got to go!

Dad: You sound like you're having a hard time.

Me: Dad, I got it.

Dad: (scoff) Ahhh, I'm just giving you a hard time!

Me: Dad.... I've got so much work to do.

Dad: I'll let you go then; glad to be of help during this hard time. Good luck on your essay! (hangs up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yenttirb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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I dadjoked my gf and I'm not even a dad.

Today my girlfriend asked if I wanted anything to drink with dinner. She texted me asking if I wanted beer or cider or wine. I replied "cider would be nice. See if they have Dicken's Cider. I've heard it's good." She couldn't find it and, I shit you not, she asked a sales person if she could get Dicken's Cider. I'm still laughing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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She should have seen it coming

Mother in law had a copy of Charles Dickens great expectations on the coffee table and i saw an opportunity i couldn't pass up.

I got my wife's attention and heaved a sigh.

Wife: "what's wrong? "

Me: pointing to the book "it was such a letdown"

Wife: "how so? "

Me: "well, when i first picked it up i had great expectations..."

Wife : groan/laugh "i should have seen that coming"

This wasn't the first dad joke I'd made today but one in a long line of them. i had also said this a few minutes previous to her best friend who caught the joke before i finished and did nothing but loudly sigh and groan. This is what first caught my wife's attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokpsy
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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I just finished "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.

It wasn't as good as I'd hoped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Given what’s going on in the world, I don’t have Great Expectations.

I got the other Dickens’ books though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perezgc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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How do you make a Dickens martini?

Same as any martini but with no Olive or Twist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouMeAndPooneil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar..

And asks for a martini

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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emmanuell89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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I don’t have Great Expectations for my son.

I got him the other books by Dickens though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Given the state of the world today , I don’t have Great Expectations for my children.

I got them all the other Dickens’ books though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my foot.

It hurt like the Dickens.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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