Why would people think diagnosing decerebration is hard?
Doctors are moving away from BMI for diagnosing obesity
I think the earlier challenges in comprehensive diagnosis came from the difficulty in getting results from patients. BMI is so easy it's automatic.
Meanwhile, getting body fat percentage required calipers or an intensive water displacement test. The distribution of body fat is never concrete; when does back fat stop and butt fat begin? Then, negative physiological effects of these two is the third indicator. Those need a host of diagnoses.
We are moving to a time when getting those figures has never been easier and thus could have never before been done on a large scale.
Diagnosing a diseased catfolk in our Dungeons & Dragons game.
So we are playing dnd and our Catfolk Barbarian gets sick from being bitten from a giant tick a few days ago. She's pretty salty about it because it's made her physically weaker and she can't hit thing as well. The GM (her dad) says "She is sick with a disease that's like an extreme form of lime disease."
"My God". I said "It's Lemon Disease." Without skipping a beat the GM says, "Yes. And it's made a sour puss."
We all die.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.
Man! That came out of nowhere!!
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...
BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....
I was recently diagnosed with bipolar
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
My friend was just diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria, so I texted him to see how he is doing.
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
I’ve been diagnosed with a terrible disease that makes me tell an abundance of airport jokes...
The doctor says it’s terminal
I got diagnosed with a bleeding disorder today.
I'm just trying to B positive.
Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...
We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.
I've been worrying a lot about my life since the doctor diagnosed me with insomnia.
It's keeping me up all night.
My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
Now I'm worried shitless.
A heavy metal fan was diagnosed with coronavirus
He’s down with the sickness
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
I just got back from the doctor, and was diagnosed with a faulty imagination
I can't make this shit up
I was diagnosed as colorblind yesterday
It came completely out of the purple
What do doctors use to diagnose chickens?
Alex Tribek was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer
... I guess his life is in Jeopardy
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
The doctor diagnosed me with impatience; says I only have 6 weeks
But I can’t wait that long...
I was diagnosed with an advanced case of ADHD.
My friend is really struggling in trying to make clothes for people diagnosed as anorexic.
It's not really a growing market.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.
That came out of nowhere.
I've just been diagnosed as color blind
It really came out of the purple
I was just diagnosed as colourblind
You know, it really came out of the purple
I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.
I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.
It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no Cure!
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I was diagnosed as colour blind today.
It really came out of the purple.
I just got diagnosed as color blind
It really came out of the purple
I’ve been diagnosed with the fear of giants..
I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..
I was just recently diagnosed with colorblindness.
It totally came out of the green.
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