I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.

Man! That came out of nowhere!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...

I'm speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlySupaFly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I was recently diagnosed with bipolar

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wornsy21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My friend was just diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria, so I texted him to see how he is doing.

He said: IDK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BSMike82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...

...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I've just been diagnosed as color blind

It really came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.

The doctor said it was terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popular333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I’ve been diagnosed with a terrible disease that makes me tell an abundance of airport jokes...

The doctor says it’s terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippergills
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I got diagnosed with a bleeding disorder today.

I'm just trying to B positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...

We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I've been worrying a lot about my life since the doctor diagnosed me with insomnia.

It's keeping me up all night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

Now I'm worried shitless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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A heavy metal fan was diagnosed with coronavirus

He’s down with the sickness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_QuamTheBomb_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I just got back from the doctor, and was diagnosed with a faulty imagination

I can't make this shit up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaneous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I was diagnosed as colorblind yesterday

It came completely out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordranch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Alex Tribek was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer

... I guess his life is in Jeopardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc_hoZer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.

Hope it’s not terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tangledtitty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.

... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weekend833
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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The doctor diagnosed me with impatience; says I only have 6 weeks

But I can’t wait that long...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papabeard0406
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I was diagnosed with an advanced case of ADHD.

AD4K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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My friend is really struggling in trying to make clothes for people diagnosed as anorexic.

It's not really a growing market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I was just randomly diagnosed with being colorblind

It just came out of the yellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtisBrownTheCat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I recently got diagnosed with IBS and Crohn's

It just runs in my genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicolasescobedo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s so many times I can’t even keep track

...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I was diagnosed as a sociopath, and now my family is afraid of me.

I don’t understand why the would feel that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loamawayfromloam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I've just been diagnosed as colorblind

It really came outta the green

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shdwstar2417
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.

That came out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I was just diagnosed as colourblind

You know, it really came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitaniumPeak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

...feefiphobia...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants

FeeFiphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay2235
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.

It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no Cure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

It's called feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

It's called feefiphobia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

It's called feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I just got diagnosed as color blind

It really came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levihulsdigity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I was diagnosed as colour blind today.

It really came out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camocase
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with the fear of giants..

Feefiphobia ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trapdaddymigo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..

Feefiphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I was just recently diagnosed with colorblindness.

It totally came out of the green.

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