My gamer wife is a dad, apparently

Playing Diablo III with the missus.

Me: Man, I need more emeralds.
Her: If I could give you emeralds, I would give you lots of emeralds. I would give you so many emeralds, you could be Emerald Lagasse.
Me: ...
Her: BAM!

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