British python devs be like

" oy that's a constructor, init"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mashmelo78
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Why do Java Devs wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDRana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Devs took a while before they make Minecraft: Story Mode

They can't get over writer's block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocowilliam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Yesterday I ate our clock, it was very time consuming..

Especially when I went back for seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaggieMcB
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I've had enough of unclear DevOps job descriptions

They're too cloudy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RisingPhoenix___
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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My pants fell off at work today

It was pretty em-bare-assing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StungJellyfish-27
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Wish you the best, Dev.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2021
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An old dev dies. Now this dev has lead an awful life.....

Lying, stealing etc and thinks they are going to hell. The dev gets to the pearly gates and is met by St Peter...... and their worst fears are confirmed when St Peter pulls out 10 books, all labelled with the devs name.

St Peter says "these books are a record of all the sins you have committed. Do you have anything to say in your defence?"

The dev looks down at their feet and says " I did try to be good"

St Peter says "it's ok, you can come in. You've already paid in syntax"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2021
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What do you call an Indian programmer?

Dev Patel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SAA-2099
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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https://puns.dev - The Worst Computer Puns on the Internet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/panthera_services
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Working as software dev

Probably been said already but...

Random person: So what do you do?

Me: I'm a software dev

Random person: So how do you like it?

Me: There's... bits I like and bits I don't like.

Many a groan have been had. No copyright... use as you wish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugh_jascaulk
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