Deterred Puns

That will be a hard one to crack.

...I will not be deterred!!

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

All it does is deter gents

But now I'm clean.

Because they deter gents

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

They were my deter ants.

No lye, it's a bad idea.

But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.

My wife was talking about a house she is selling and how it has termites. I then said to her "do you know the best way to get rid of termites? You bring in some determites. She just rolled her eyes and groaned.

The Deter Gent.

;D

My 4 year old daughter was putting on her shoes and goes "Uh oh." I replied "Whats wrong did you rip your shoe in half?" My wife then goes "That would be a feat!" I said "No, it would be half a foot!"

I'm the only one who thought it was great...My wife just sighed and my daughter didn't even acknowledge it, but I will not let that deter my dad joke telling!

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

it’s more difficult to deter...gents

But its harder to deter gents

I hear it's easy to convince ladies

not to eat Tide Pods. But it's harder

to deter gents.

But it's hard to deter gents

But it’s harder to deter gents

It's more difficult to deter gents though

It's much harder to deter gents.

It’s harder to deter gents