Depth Perception Puns

A list of puns related to "Depth Perception"

I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. ‘Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?’

‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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FRIEND: I miss hugging people

ME: Probably a depth perception issue

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's the difference between a brown noser and a butt kisser?

Depth perception.

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👤︎ u/BTho2
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Philosophers have really good....

Depth perception

This is deep

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👤︎ u/joker-here
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Why do pirates avoid shallow water?

With only one eye, they have terrible depth perception.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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My dad just said this to me

"You know the only difference between kissing ass and brown nosing is depth perception"

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👤︎ u/LitrillyChrisTraeger
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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What is the difference between an ass kisser and brown noser?

Depth perception

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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