FRIEND: I miss hugging people

ME: Probably a depth perception issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. β€˜Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?’

β€˜Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths β€˜ was his technically correct answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What's the difference between a brown noser and a butt kisser?

Depth perception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BTho2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Philosophers have really good....

Depth perception

This is deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Why do pirates avoid shallow water?

With only one eye, they have terrible depth perception.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Getting started early...

My girlfriend was at my apartment when she made a comment about how the water in my aquarium looked low.
I replied that I had never noticed; I had terrible depth perception.

She ignored me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leetlewetbeaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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My dad just said this to me

"You know the only difference between kissing ass and brown nosing is depth perception"

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What is the difference between an ass kisser and brown noser?

Depth perception

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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