A list of puns related to "Dennis Haskins"
With all the Saved By The Bell news recently, has anyone heard from Dennis Haskins at all?
Mr Belding hasn't posted on social media since 2019, nor are there any news article comments from him about the reboot, or indeed, Dustin's death. Does anybody know if he's okay?
Hi everyone! I'm Dennis Haskins.
Many of you probably know me as Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell.
I'm also excited to let all of you know about two songs that Shooter Jennings produced for me, that will be coming out on Record Store Day! The record won't necessarily be in every store, since there are only 1,000 limited edition copies. So reach out to your local store. National Record Store Day is April 18, 2015.
You can read more about it in this article.
I'm really looking forward to hearing from all of you here today on reddit. Victoria's helping me out over the phone.
Keep it classy, people! :)
https://twitter.com/mrbelding/status/588433022480846848
Edit
I just want to say that when all of you fans come up to me, you're respectful, and kind, and tell me some of the most wonderful things.
So please don't ever feel afraid to come up to me to say hello.
And I'm so grateful to reddit for this opportunity. And this particular opportunity with you wouldn't have happened without Shooter Jennings and Jon Hensley, on "Belding's Blues."
And I hope you get the chance to check out everyone's records that are coming out on Record Store Day. And I look forward to what's coming out next.
So thank you to reddit, thank you to you Victoria, and thank you to the fans.
http://www.recordstoreday.com
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Date: 2015-04-15
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Is there any specific advice you wish someone would have told you when starting out? I enjoyed the Rolling Stone article too. How did you get into singing - and what are you going to do now that Dimples is closed? | The best advice I can give you is if you have a dream, I want you to try whatever that dream is. Because if you never try it. Because if you never try it, you will never know if it would've worked out. It's better to find out that it didn't work out. That will lead you to what will work out. We developed a friendship many years ago that randomly turned into the opportunity to do these songs. I don't believe there are any accidents, and everything led to this moment. |
We hope you enjoy listening to them as much as we enjoyed making them happen. | |
Hello Mr. Haskins! What would you say is your favorite memory from the set of Saved by the Bell? | Wow. |
I have to think about that, because it was such a special life experience for me. | |
As with any job, and this was a job, there are great times, and there are some times that it's a little tough. | |
The overall experience was one of the best of my life, and will continue to be witnessed by all those pictures that you see me take, that I am so glad to do for each & every one of you. | |
So as much fun as it is to try to add a little intrigue to those pictures, don't get it twisted. Those are all fans of our show. They say "hi" to me, and go back to whomever they're with, and I'm grateful to each & every single one of you. | |
Hopefully, all of you realize that I do appearances at nightclubs around the country. So you're seeing Dennis Haskins, who played Mr. Belding, say hi to his fans, and here's where the problem lies - you're not seeing Mr. Belding out partying. | |
On a personal quote, I quit drinking for 30 days 10 years ago, and have continued on as a personal choice. | |
So there are pictures prior to that, where I am out with friends, and there are pictures after that. |
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30 shows added to an updated Legacy of the Beast 2022 world tour in America, Canada, Mexico & Europe!
Critically acclaimed show to be even more spectacular with the addition of a whole new world around Senjutsu.
May 22
22 Zagreb, CROATIA β Arena Zagreb (Lord of the Lost)
24 Belgrade, SERBIA β Stark Arena (Lord of the Lost)
26 Bucharest, ROMANIA β Romexpo Open Air (Lord of the Lost)
29 Kyiv, UKRAINE β VDNG (Airbourne & Lord of the Lost)
Jul 22
13 Sofia, BULGARIA β Arena Armeec (Lord of the Lost)
16 Athens, GREECE β Olympic Stadium (Airbourne & Lord of the Lost)
Sep 22
07 Mexico City, MEXICO β Foro Sol (Special Guests to be announced)
11 El Paso, TX, USA β Don Haskins Center (Trivium)
13 Austin, TX, USA β Moody Center (Trivium)
15 Tulsa, OK, USA β BOK Center (Trivium)
17 Denver, CO, USA β Ball Arena (Trivium)
19 Salt Lake City, UT, USA β USANA Amphitheatre (Trivium)
21 Anaheim, CA, USA β Honda Center (Trivium)
25 Chula Vista, CA, USA β North Island Credit Union Amphitheatre (Trivium)
27 Concord, CA, USA β Concord Pavilion (Trivium)
29 Seattle, WA, USA β Climate Pledge Arena (Trivium)
30 Spokane, WA, USA β Spokane Arena (Trivium)
Oct 22
03 Sioux Falls, SD, USA β Denny Sanford Premier Center (Within Temptation)
05 Chicago, IL, USA β United Center (Within Temptation)
07 Columbus, OH, USA β Nationwide Arena (Within Temptation)
09 Detroit, MI, USA β Little Caesars Arena (Within Temptation)
11 Toronto, ON, CANADA β Scotiabank Centre (Within Temptation)
12 Hamilton, ON, CANADA β FirstOntario Centre (Within Temptation)
15 Ottawa, ON, CANADA β Canadian Tire Centre (Within Temptation)
17 Worcester, MA, USA β DCU Center (Within Temptation)
19 Belmont Park, NY, USA β UBS Arena (Within Temptation)
21 Newark, NJ, USA β Prudential Center (Within Temptation)
23 Washington, DC, USA β Capital One Arena (Within Temptation)
25 Greensboro, NC, USA β Greensboro Coliseum (Within Temptation)
27 Tampa, FL, USA β Amalie Arena (Within Temptation)
Rod comments,
βNext summer we will finally get to play the huge European stadium and festival tour for Legacy of the Beast originally set for 2020! The new show will be even more spectacular so after our visit to Rock in Rio early September 2022 we have decided to take it back to our fans in North America and Mexico too, playing in cities or venues we did not get to last time we toured in 2019. We are also adding some of the great cities of easter
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Since transferring to Alabama from Ohio State in the offseason, Williams has fit into Nick Sabanβs offense with ease. Heβs put up 1,261 yards and 13 touchdowns all on 61 catches this season in an offense with tons of other weapons to spread the ball to. A big reason the Tide struggled with Auburn last week was that Williams was ejected for targeting early on and the offense was poor from that point. Itβll be very interesting to see how Georgia goes about shutting down Williams as he is probably the biggest X-factor to beating the Bulldogs.
Other Players to Watch: Evan Neal, Jordan Davis, Derion Kendrick, Brian Robinson, Josh Jobe
We used Haskins back in Week 11 but it would be criminal not to feature him again here. Haskins was the story of the week (besides Aidan Hutchinson) because of his massive performance against Ohio State where he collected 5 touchdowns and 169 yards all on 26 carries. This game instantly raised his draft stock as Haskins continues to wrack up the carries with Michiganβs [B
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First-Team Offense
QB - Kenny Pickett, Pitt, 181
RB - Sean Tucker, Syracuse, 187
RB - Mataeo Durant, Duke, 154
WR - Jordan Addison, Pitt, 186
WR - Josh Downs, North Carolina, 161
WR - Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia, 131 (tie)
WR - A.T. Perry, Wake Forest, 131 (tie)
TE - Jelani Woods, Virginia, 134
AP - Jahmyr Gibbs, Georgia Tech, 126
OT - Ikem Ekwonu, NC State, 170
OT - Zach Tom, Wake Forest, 104
OG - Zion Johnson, Boston College, 156
OG - Caleb Chandler, Louisville, 65
C - Alec Lindstrom, Boston College, 86
First-Team Defense
DE - Jermaine Johnson II, Florida State, 189
DE - Cody Roscoe, Syracuse, 112
DT - Calijah Kancey, Pitt, 133
DT - Corey Durden, NC State, 78 (tie)
DT - Tyler Davis, Clemson, 78 (tie)
LB - Drake Thomas, NC State, 148
LB - Mikel Jones, Syracuse, 134
LB - James Skalski, Clemson, 128
CB - Mario Goodrich, Clemson, 110
CB - Andrew Booth Jr., Clemson, 105
S - Jammie Robinson, Florida State, 106
S - Tanner Ingle, NC State, 92
First-Team Special Teams
PK - Nick Sciba, Wake Forest, 183
P - Trenton Gill, NC State, 142
SP - Zonovan Knight, NC State, 146
Second-Team Offense
QB - Sam Hartman, Wake Forest, 80
RB - Ty Chandler, North Carolina, 120
RB - Pat Garwo, Boston College, 86
WR - Charleston Rambo, Miami, 126
WR - Emeka Emezie, NC State, 110
WR - Jaquarii Roberson, Wake Forest, 91
TE - Lucas Krull, Pitt, 80
AP - Keytaon Thompson, Virginia, 77
OT - Jordan McFadden, Clemson, 94
OT - Carter Warren, Pitt, 69
OG - Christian Mahogany, Boston College, 62
OG - DJ Scaife, Miami, 56
C - Olusegun Oluwatimi, Virginia, 62
Second-Team Defense
DE - Myles Murphy, Clemson, 108
DE - Habakkuk Baldonado, Pitt, 98
DT - Miles Fox, Wake Forest, 72
DT - Myles Murphy, North Carolina, 69
LB - Yasir Addullah, Louisville, 92
LB - Nick Jackson, Virginia, 84
LB - Quez Jackson, Georgia Tech, 71 (tie)
LB - SirVocea Dennis, Pitt, 71 (tie)
CB - Jermaine Waller, Virginia Tech, 76
CB - Josh DeBerry, Boston College, 60 (tie)
CB - Kei'Trel Clark, Louisville, 60 (tie)
S - Traveon Redd, Wake Forest, 76
S - Brandon Hill, Pitt, 68
Second-Team Special Teams
PK - B.T. Potter, Clemson, 87
P - Lou Hedley, Miami, 98
SP - Jahmyr Gibbs, Georgia Tech, 112
Third-Team Offense
QB - Brennan Armstrong, Virginia, 68
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Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)
I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.
Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.
I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.
As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:
Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.
I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615
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We'll go year-by-year and list the QBs and the rounds they were drafted in. The rounds are being included for gee-whiz entertainment on hits-and-misses.
"Starting Seasons"
The next data will be the bolded number of seasons they played where they started more than half of the scheduled games in a year, making them the "primary" starting QB for that team.
Starter Average
I averaged the total seasons played by all QBs that had ever been the primary starter for a team in a single season. This way, we can see how long the "starters" from each class started. Edit: To clarify, this means that QBs with 0 starting seasons were not included in the "starter average".
1998
1 Peyton Manning 17
1 Ryan Leaf 2
2 Charlie Batch 4
3 Jonathan Quinn 0
3 Brian Griese 5
6 John Dutton 0
6 Matt Hasselbeck 10
7 Moses Moreno 0
U Kurt Warner 8
Starter Average: 7.6
1999
1 Tim Couch 3
1 Donovan McNabb 11
1 Akili Smith 1
1 Daunte Culpepper 5
1 Cade McNown 1
2 Shaun King 1
3 Brock Huard 0
4 Joe Germaine 0
4 Aaron Brooks 5
5 Kevin Daft 0
7 Michael Bishop 0
7 Chris Greisen 0
7 Scott Covington 0
Starter Average: 3.8
2000
1 Chad Pennington 5
3 Givoanni Carmazzi 0
3 Chris Redman 0
5 Tee Martin 0
5 Marc Bulger 5
6 Spergon Wynn 0
6 Tom Brady 19*
6 Todd Husak 0
6 JaJuan Seider 0
7 Tim Rattay 1
7 Jarious Jackson 0
7 Joe Hamilton 0
Starter Average: 7.5*
2001
1 Michael Vick 7
2 Drew Brees 19
2 Quincy Carter 1
2 Marques Tuiasosopo 0
4 Chris Weinke 1
4 Sage Rosenfels 0
4 Jesse Palmer 0
5 Mike McMahon 0
5 A.J. Feeley 0
6 Josh Booty 0
6 Josh Heupel 0
Starter Average: 7.0
2002
1 David Carr 5
1 Joey Harrington 6
1 Patrick Ramsey 1
3 Josh McCown 4
4 David Garrard 5
4 Rohan Davey 0
5 Randy Fasani 0
5 Kurt Kittner 0
5 Brandon Doman 0
5 Craig Nall 0
6 J.T. O'Sullivan 0
6 Steve Bellisari 0
7 Seth Burford 0
7 Jeff Kelly 0
7 Wes Pate 0
Starter Average: 4.2
2003
1 Carson Palmer 11
1 Byron Leftwich 3
1 Kyle Boller 3
1 Rex Grossman 2
3 Dave Ragone 0
3 Chris Simms 1
4 Seneca Wallace 0
5 Brian St. Pierre 0
6 Drew He
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
If there were no quarterbacks born on a given day, I substituted the player with the best passing stats (marked in italics). Passing stats were only recorded from 1933 onwards so I may have missed a QB or two from the 20's.
#January
Day | Name | Years | Yds. | TD | Int. |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
January 1 | Doak Walker | 1950-1955 | 75 | 2 | 2 |
January 2 | Scott Mitchell | 1991-2001 | 15,692 | 95 | 81 |
January 3 | Eli Manning | 2004-2019 | 57,023 | 366 | 244 |
January 4 | Johnny Lujack | 1948-1951 | 6,295 | 41 | 54 |
January 5 | Steve Fuller | 1979-1986 | 7,156 | 28 | 41 |
January 6 | Jameis Winston | 2015-Present | 19,812 | 121 | 88 |
January 7 | Lamar Jackson | 2018-Present | 7,085 | 67 | 18 |
January 8 | Joe Reed | 1972-1979 | 2,825 | 18 | 31 |
January 9 | Bart Starr | 1956-1971 | 24,718 | 152 | 138 |
January 10 | Jake Delhomme | 1999-2011 | 20,975 | 126 | 101 |
January 11 | George Mira | 1964-1971 | 2,110 | 19 | 20 |
January 12 | Cade McNown | 1999-2000 | 3,111 | 16 | 19 |
January 13 | Josh Freeman | 2009-2015 | 13,873 | 81 | 68 |
January 14 | Byron Leftwich | 2003-2012 | 10,532 | 58 | 42 |
January 15 | Drew Brees | 2001-2020 | 80,358 | 571 | 243 |
January 16 | Joe Flacco | 2008-2020 | 40,931 | 224 | 144 |
January 17 | Scott Covington | 1999, 2002 | 30 | 0 | 0 |
January 18 | Tobin Rote | 1950-1966 | 18,850 | 148 | 191 |
January 19 | Steve DeBerg | 1978-1998 | 34,241 | 196 | 204 |
January 20 | Milt Plum | 1957-1969 | 17,536 | 122 | 127 |
January 21 | Randy Wright | 1984-1988 | 7,106 | 31 | 57 |
January 22 | Jeff Rutledge | 1979-1992 | 3,628 | 16 | 29 |
January 23 | Pat Haden | 1976-1981 | 9,296 | 52 | 60 |
January 24 | Reds Weiner | 1934 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
January 25 | Jug Girard | 1948-1957 | 1,017 | 5 | 13 |
January 26 | Spec Sanders | 1946-1950 | 2,829 | 23 | 37 |
January 27 | Frankie Albert | 1946-1952 | 10,795 | 115 | 98 |
January 28 | Daunte Culpepper | 1999-2009 | 24,153 | 149 | 106 |
January 29 | Bill Nelsen | 1963-1972 | 14,165 | 98 | 101 |
January 30 | Jahvid Best | 2010-2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
January 31 | Doug Pederson | 1993-2004 | 2,762 | 12 | 19 |
#February
Day | Name | Years | Yds. | TD | Int. |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
February 1 | Wade Wilson | 1981-1998 | 17,283 | 99 | 102 |
February 2 | Roy McKay | 1944-1947 | 592 | 6 | 11 |
February 3 | Fran Tarkenton | 1961-1978 | 47,003 | 342 | 266 |
February 4 | Dick Thornton | 1933 | 52 | 0 | 4 |
February 5 | Roger Staubach | 1969-1979 | 22,700 | 153 | 109 |
February 6 | Bob Snyder | 1937-1943 | 1,758 | 13 | 24 |
February 7 | Matthew Stafford | 2009-Pres |
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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