Took a demolitions class, first day was a train-wreck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9ine0ne0ne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My son said he wants to be a Demolition Man when he grows up.

Should I tell him about the three seashells?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CritLuck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I went on a demolition experience day

I had a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear what the demolitions expert did to his competition at the poop-joke-making contest?

He wrecked 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bathroom_Pninja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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What do you call an ancient Greek building demolition firm?

Edifice Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vilecello
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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The blind demolitions expert.

He had a hard time committing suicide because he couldn't C4 himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noncynsickle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2011
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Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.

It has it’s frozen cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotoFuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I knew a man that identified as a car

He once entered a demolition derby race.

After that, he was a total wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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I'm opening up a junkyard that only accepts Kias...

For $2000, I'll teach you how to work the demolition equipment and we'll destroy a car.

It'll be a Soul crushing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captkrisma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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There are premade characters in Wasteland 2, each one of them a different class.

I like their names. The Sniper is called Cold-Eye, Demolition girl is Cherry Bomb, and the Medic is called Pills. I'm surprised they didn't call the Brawler Two On The Nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgreMonk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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All I got ...

My father had a demolition business ... it blew up in his face.

My father's career as a racing driver was going really well, then he hit a brick wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dplhollands
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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