Delighting Puns

And she responded, “yes, I am a small business owner”

Keep up the good work guys!

https://www.upworthy.com/dad-jokes-may-help-with-child-development

You have to keep it down to a low ha.

Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.

I said..."You're a domestic woman, not international"

Actual conversation I had - met with a delightful eyeroll and groan.

I think it’s a dumb bell.

Cue about 10mins of me asking "What's her name?"

And her saying "Mrs Watt"

"I don't know, you tell me, what's her name?"

"Mrs Watt"

"What?"

"Yes"

"What's her name?"

"Mrs Watt"

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He was delighted.

They said it was too heavy for the weight limit for animals but I said nonsense he’s a light saber!

And that’s my contribution to Star Wars day!

(Queue the boos!)

I should be upset, but I'm delighted.

Not a dad joke but need a joke for a dad-ish person. I’ve got a thing going with an older guy (sounds weird), he’s more of a father figure. Called Lee.

We have a running joke where I called him UgerLee, CautiousLee, WheeLeebin and his second favourite, FamiLee with his favourite so far has being AnaLee

Any beaters?

Edit: he loved the jokes people have put and some more I did, then he said he wished he had been there more in my life (aww, sad face), then I said, “yeah me too, but not homosexuLee” so now we have a new one to beat.

There was no indication whatsoever

they’re shocked.

all the light bounces right off you stopping you from having a deLIGHTful sleep.

They said, ‘Currently’.

a Berry delight

I couldn’t be more delighted.

but if you don't, you will be.

It was nice to meter.

Blue sky at night.....Day ?

I said it was Narnia business

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

I'm delighted to say...sales are going through the roof

It was a long over due hair cut.

In the naval reserve of course.

Funset!

to prism

for a light sentence

There once was a greedy ore mining magnate who wished that everything he touched would turn into iron. He was careful to always wear gloves except when making huge loads of ore, except for one day when a mosquito landed on his knee. Not thinking, the magnate slapped his leg with his exposed hand. His knee immediately became metallic and the sudden change to his blood pressure caused almost instantaneous death.

Later in the morgue the Coroner noted that it was a classic example of situational iron knee.

He said my dog was delighted!

“I’m delighted”

He was delighted.

We call this high coo.

You could say it's delighted.

Someone had stolen every lamp in his home.

I'm actually delighted.

I was delighted.

I should be upset but I’m just delighted

They stole all my lamps.

I should be more upset, but I'm absolutely delighted

Blue sky at night? Day.