Deforms Puns

A list of puns related to "Deforms"

I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy

He was lack toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/kalpact
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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How can you tell when you have a deformed cow?

When everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder.

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👤︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
📅︎ May 29 2020
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How do you call a deformed pie?

A retart

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👤︎ u/EnderCorePL
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why was the cheese deformed?

Because it was inbred.

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👤︎ u/shabnets
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why does sandwich meat always look deformed?

Because it is inbred.

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👤︎ u/PickleFart69
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Is this good?

And the I told the officer....

That's not a camel that's my deformed horse!

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👤︎ u/patatoman20
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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