My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
What is the first step in making a solar system?
Why are shoulders your biggest supporters?
because they are always by your side
"The Road you've taken has been paved by your own decisions"
Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
"Morel Support" by Harebrained
If my ceiling fan supported my weight...
....I'll never be bored again.
If they made a movie about our solar system ...
... the sun would be the star of the show.
President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
Will feels trapped inside his operating system, unable to make non-deterministic decisions.
Will free will free Will?
What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
This support group will help you recharge
What google application is the most supportive?
Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
I support Statehood for DC
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.
It was in a really crappy mood.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain
It was from ancient Greece
Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
Which digital payment system does the pope use?
What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
I just called up Gamestop consumer support.
They asked me to hold it.
What is The metric system’s favorite bug?
A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm
It was very difficult to switch off my mother-in-law’s life support system.
I had to fight my wife and two doctors to do it.
My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.
A lot of bouncing back and forth.
Don't trust your digestive system...
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
If I had to rate our solar system...
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..
Back in 56' my neighbor was arrested for supporting the USSR...
The officials said it was "a big red flag".
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
My wife says I second guess all of my decisions
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
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