Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.

He said the times they were a-changin’.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjlind718
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings

No time like the present!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
🚨︎ report
My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes

They might Clock me

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWayner3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Shit my first turkey this morning.

Scared the daylights out of the people in the frozen food section

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Boreddudemo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Why has the loch ness monster never been seen in daylight?

>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kiepye17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Who is daylight

And why is he saving time so much?

Hope this hasn't been done before lol don't clap me if it has lmao

Not even a dad joke but yano no other sub to post it

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonmufc06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Just posted my usual rant against Daylight Saving Time on Twitter

Like clockwork

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sperte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
🚨︎ report
I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?

I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pbmax542
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
🚨︎ report
I remember back before daylight savings times,

Oh how times have changed....

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheeran2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
🚨︎ report
So a guy decides to scare the living daylights out of some people on the highway....

So, my town has a major highway that runs through it, and a bridge that people can walk over. Well, some guy decides to tie a ball to a string and dangle it over the side of the bridge. That way, any car that goes under the bridge will think they hit something and the guy could have a good laugh. Well, a semi comes through, and the ball gets caught on the mirror. The guy's arm gets ripped clean off, and he's sent to the hospital right away. The truck driver gets pulled over as he's passing through another town. The arm is still dangling from the mirror. The truck driver is then arrested, for armed robbery. (Badum-tsss) (Thank you, thank you. I can't wait to get 3 whole karma for this one.)

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
🚨︎ report
Dead by Daylight - Deadly Puns reddit.com/r/deadbydaylig…
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BotMatrix_ji
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
🚨︎ report
Day Job

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to hand him the money.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,

"Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much,to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all.

Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 year

πŸ‘︎ 41
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?

That was a pretty bald move

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotFK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
🚨︎ report
Dad Joke Daily - Daylight Hours

https://youtu.be/x0lUM8MRPCk

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
🚨︎ report
In France during the daylight savings time they use GMT+2.

CEST le temps.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack-is
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
🚨︎ report
Daylight Saving Time

This is what I posted to Facebook yesterday. http://imgur.com/a/bBp10

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/meat_sack12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
🚨︎ report
Mom was talking about daylight savings and said "you know we're losing an hour tonight"...

Dad responds with "if you were more careful with your stuff we wouldn't be losing it all the time"

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MHDeutsch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
🚨︎ report
I guess you can put Apple in broad daylight

Me: "My computer froze, could you help me?" Dad: "Tried thawing it?"

Groans were made

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/the_ocdestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
🚨︎ report
Daylight Savings Time - oh my

Being retired, my spouse often loses track of time, days and dates. I reminded hubby that we would lose an hour tonight. The response - "I lose days at a time, an hour ain't nothing."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglesrun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
🚨︎ report
Daylight Savings Time

Mom: It's seems so late. Sister: It's only 7. Mom: Yeah, but it seems later. Dad: Like 8 o'clock?

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
🚨︎ report
Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night:

Day.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AAC0813
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
🚨︎ report
If you go clubbing tonight you get an extra hour

Call it daylight ravings

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BD8D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
🚨︎ report
Sean Connery announces new marketing deal with Gillette

Not sure if you saw the media blitz early yesterday morning, when Sean Connery announced to the world that it was Daylight Shavings Time.

πŸ‘︎ 104
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
🚨︎ report
When is the best time to get rid of a beard?

Daylight SHAVINGS time!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ALKRA-47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
🚨︎ report
I refuse to put my clocks forward in March

it's daylight robbery.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry-_-Kid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
🚨︎ report
Explaining how times have changed.

After getting nagged for swearing I say "Times have changed." My dad replies with "You're right, it's daylight savings."

πŸ‘︎ 101
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
🚨︎ report
Why did our clocks jump forward an hour last night?

Santa clock came while we were sleeping

Edit: This is what my dad would say every daylight savings time, twice a year, every year, when we were kids.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
🚨︎ report
So my dad joked my mum...

My dad is a night owl and my mum is an early bird, meaning he has a good few hours to plot and scheme his dadjokes...

Well the other evening, he decided to scare the living daylights out of my mum by drawing a face on a melon, stuffing it in a hoodie with rubber-gloves, shoes and jeans and posed it in our morning room.

Now my mum gets up real early, and walks around the house in a grumpy daze, grumbling, scratching and squinting and whatnot with a grim face looking for something to nag about, so you can imagine the sheer pride he (probably) felt wrapped up in bed with that dumb dadjoke grin from his "Hilarious prank", to hear a loud "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" coming from across the hall.

Needless to say i'm pretty sure she found something to nag about that morning.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacquamarine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
🚨︎ report
What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?

The Times They Are a-Changin'

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
🚨︎ report
They finally had that meeting regarding daylight savings

It was about time

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thorzyn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.