Dangling Participle Puns

A list of puns related to "Dangling Participle"

Frank, a subordinate clause with a dangling participle, walks into a bar...

The bartender says “This is the Type O Bar. We don’t serve A-positives here!”

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why do English teachers hate Hawaii?

Because the islands are surrounded by beaches of amber sand,

& that means that they all end in a dangling participle.

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Aug 27 2021
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Dad joked about her day

My mum was telling my dad about her day, and said "I saw a fox on the way to work this morning." My dad responds with "How do you know it was going to work?"

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👤︎ u/a_knox
📅︎ Apr 19 2014
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