I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen

Because I refused to work on sundaes

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Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. β€œRidiculous” but as RiDQulous
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why did Hagrid say when he went to Dairy Queen?

β€œDo you want a Blizzard β€˜arry?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyHemphill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeseturd102
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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Why couldn't Dairy Queen get pregnant?

She was married to Mr. Softee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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What do you call the matriarch of cows

A Dairy Queen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuppedcookie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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The boys didn't get it. I know you will

We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."

They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spybot2915
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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What do you call a gay milkman?

dairy Queen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albinoboy22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Show me a milkman that wears pantyhose

And I'll show you a Dairy Queen.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Dadjoked by my friends Dad

So my friends and I go out to Dairy Queen and get one of those ice cream cakes in the shape of a pizza. We get home and struggle to cut this diamond of a treat and my friends dad comes over and says:

"Do you boys need a hand? Cutting this should be a pizza cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurningGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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My dad confused the drive-through kids.

I remember once going through a Dairy Queen drive-through, with my dad driving and ordering. This was in the years when drive-throughs were just switching to multiple windows, so they would instruct you as to what to do where.

The worker who took his order said, "Thank you, sir, that'll be $8.72 at the first window."

My dad replied, "Well, how much would it be at the second window?"

They didn't know how to respond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harmania
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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Dad and his thoughts on fast food

Dad: "What did Burger King give to Dairy Queen on their wedding day?" Me: "What?" Dad: "An onion ring"

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My dad isn't really good with jokes.

Dad "I really shouldn't brag about this" Me "about what?" Dad "I went to Dairy Queen." Me "yeah? So?" Dad "that's it." He then proceeds to walk away laughing like it was the funniest thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shwiss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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What did Hagrid say when he went to Dairy Queen?

β€œDo you want a blizzard β€˜arry?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyHemphill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call a gay milk man?

Dairy Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_daddy_J_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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What do you call a milk man in high heels?

Dairy Queen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabrielc0208
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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What do you call a gay Country Band?

Dairy Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_U_D_G_E
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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