How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
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︎ May 20 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperorβs hair?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Son: Dad, can I get a hair cut?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
My girlfriend said she was gonna cut her hair in a mullet...
I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback
She said, βYou canβt!β
βI will!β
βBut thatβs rat-tail-iation!β
PS: this actually happened and Iβm in love with her
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Iβll take that ban now
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
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︎ Sep 08 2020
My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.
I said "You Ken if you want to."
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I went to cut my dads hair
When I went into the kitchen I noticed this near-empty spice bottle, when I realized what it was I had to hurry into the living room before the haircut as I pulled out this classic line with the bottle in-hand.
βWe have to hurry! I didnβt realize we were running out of thyme!β
I felt like the universe planted that perfectly for me.
I learned from the best, then I cut his hair.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I went and got my hair cut today, but I can't remember it
I think she spiked my hair
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I just had to cut my own hair and I'm not really happy with it...
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Did you hear about the fella who tried to cut his own hair?
He was rushed to hospital with a hairline fracture
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︎ May 02 2020
If a man who cuts men's hair is a barber...
Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?
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︎ May 17 2020
I cut my own hair for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I did a poor job of it...
...but it's really starting to grow on me.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I cut my own hair last week...
It was a bit too short and at first I didn't like it, but it's growing on me
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︎ Apr 18 2020
How do romans cut their hair?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My brother wanted to stop getting his hair cut for 6 months, but now he doesn't want to get rid of his long hair anymore...
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
I instantly regretted getting my hair cut short.
But I'll admit, it's starting to grow on me.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Returning home from the barber, had a true old man moment today. My kid: βHey dad, did you just get a hair cut?β
βNo son, I got them ALL cut!β
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
How does the moon cut its hair?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Did you get a hair cut?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Did you get a hair cut?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
How does the moon cut its hair?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Dad, did you get your hair cut?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
β Dad did you get a hair cut?β
βNo I got them all cutβ
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How does the moon cut its hair?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
I got my hair cut last week. I thought it was too short at the time...
... But now it's growing on me.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
How does the moon cut its hair?
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︎ Dec 22 2019
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Son: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
How does the moon cut his hair.
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︎ Oct 11 2018
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didnβt like it but now itβs growing on me.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
How does the moon cut his hair?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
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