Customer Base Puns

A list of puns related to "Customer Base"

Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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👤︎ u/place_of_desolation
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I had an uncle named Stanley, who was a natural in the moving business.

Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."

ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ Dec 16 2016
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