Cursive
She was hexhausted
Con-descending
And every day I forget. And I curse.
Then I realize what I did and I curse.
Then I realize what I did and ... ∞
I'm recursing.
(Dad math/software jokes are the worst)
Looking for some fire to spit on the reg. First kid is coming in 6 weeks, and i basically only curse as communication, but i think i can have a lot of fun with replacements...
Pirates of the Swearibbean
The curse continues
Nobody’s ever managed to repeat it ..
They curse and recurse at them.
Because he was clue less
I’ll let you know.
For instance the cantelope.
Dad: what should I say instead bull-
Wife: Shhh!!! Say snake instead.
Dad: [whispers] this is snakeshit
It said it would kill me unless I found it love. So I made an app to find it a partner. I called it Dating Pool
He said A Country Boy Cancer Vibe
When we turned to look at what happened, he says, "Its tourettes, I swear..."
Curse the day I taught my dog how to ride a bike!
He told me to take the spoon out.
They put me in the F-ward
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
You boil the hell out of it.
A head chef of a famous restaurant bought in three sheeps named A, B and C.
The head chef puts a pumpkin on A, says to the sous chef, "if you put a pumpkin on A, it does nothing"
Again, the same thing happens with B. Nothing.
But when the head chef puts the pumpkin on C, it suddenly stood on its hind legs, goes to the kitchen, and starts cooking a gourmet meal while cursing at the kitchen staff.
Now the head chef calmly turned to the sous chef and says, "Now do you see what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen?"
Digerie hoodoo.
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.
it gave me paws.
Just not the ones she been giving me lately.
Thanks for the silver ❤️
SIGN LANGUAGE
The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."
Hello Hairy.
