I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I decided to do this as a way to sort all main Big Finish audios with the episodes to listen alongside them. If you notice any inconsistencies please tell me. (I put the Time War audios after The Name of the Doctor to preserve the reveal).
SEASON 1 - The Beginning 23 stories
- An Unearthly Child - The Reign of Terror (DW serials 1.01-08)
- The Fragile Yellow Arc of Fragrance and Farewell, Great Macedon (The Lost Stories 2.01)
- The Masters of Luxor (The Lost Stories 3.07)
- The Destination Wars - The Hollow Crown (The First Doctor Adventures Volumes 1-5)
- Domain of the Voord (The Early Adventures 1.01)
- The Age of Endurance (The Early Adventures 3.01)
SEASON 2 - 19 stories
- Planet of Giants and The Dalek Invasion of Earth (DW serials 2.01-02)
- After the Daleks (The Early Adventures 7.01)
- The Rescue - The Web Planet (DW serials 2.03-05)
- The Dark Planet (The Lost Stories 4.01)
- The Fifth Traveller (The Early Adventures 3.02)
- The Crusade and The Space Museum (DW serials 2.06-07)
- The Doctor's Tale (The Early Adventures 1.02)
- The Chase and The Time Meddler (DW serials 2.08-09)
- The Bounty of Ceres (The Early Adventures 1.03)
- The Ravelli Conspiracy (The Early Adventures 3.03)
- The Dalek Occupation of Winter - The Crash of the UK-201 (The Early Adventures Series 5)
SEASON 3 - 14 stories
- Galaxy 4 (DW serial 3.01)
- The Destroyers (The Lost Stories 2.02b)
- Mission to the Unknown - The Daleks' Master Plan: The Feast of Steven (DW serials 3.02-04a)
- An Ordinary Life (The Early Adventures 1.04)
- The Sontarans (The Early Adventures 3.04)
- The Daleks' Master Plan: Volcano - The Gunfighters (DW serials 3.04b-08)
- The Secrets of Det-Sen (The Early Adventures 7.02)
- The Savages and The War Machines (DW serials 3.09-10)
SEASON 4 - The First Regeneration 15 stories
- The Smugglers - The Macra Terror (DW serials 4.01-07)
- The Yes Men (The Early Adventures 2.01)
- The Home Guard (The Early Adventures 6.01)
- The Forsaken (The Early Adventures 2.02)
- The Night Witches - The Morton Legacy (The Early Adventures 4.01-03)
- The Faceless Ones and The Evil of the Daleks (DW serials 4.08-09)
SEASON 5 - 8 stories
- The Tomb of the Cyberman - The Ice Warriors (DW serials 5.01-03)
- The Black Hole (The Early Adventures 2.03)
- The Enemy of the World - The Wheel in Space (DW serials 5.04-07)
SEASON 6 - Road to the Third Doctor (ongoing) +16 stories
- The Dominators - The Invasion (DW serials 6.01-03)
- The Isos Network (The
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
