A list of puns related to "Crowning"
Years ago, my Aunt Ann ate a couple of hot dogs at the county fair, and afterward experienced some... digestive difficulties. I declared it The Diarrhea of Ann's Franks.
My crowning achievement is when I swallowed a trophy and couldn't poop it out.
driving down I-75 when we passed fire trucks outside of an urban active gym
Mom: Look at all of those fire trucks!
Dad: wow, they must really be burning those calories!
About twelve years ago, when I was little and my dad had a mustache:
Me: Daddy? What is it like to have a mustache? Dad: Go ask your mother.
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
Me: "Finally, someone who understands me."
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
The moment of tooth
To get a crown
There's no plaque.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne
That description nails him to a t
But Iβve seen Stranger Things
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque thatβs allowed in my house.
For a crown.
βNo idea. Thatβs a real head-scratcher.β
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
Crowned Beef.
I get my crown next week
It must have been the deliveryβ¦
She probably gets royalties
The hare-apparent
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
Because thatβs the babyβs crowning achievement.
because he specialized in crowns
Finally he got his crown
... corona takes the crown
There was a commercial for Crown Royal's new Apple whiskey and I said to my dad, "that looks like it'd be pretty good." He responds with, "Yeah, it'd be worth a shot." I groaned so loud
I studied the Gallup Polls
2 crown jewels
So I love orange juice, but I hate how it tastes after having brushed my teeth. So I asked my dad, "Do you know how I can drink orange juice after brushing my teeth?" And since he knows a few good home remedies like that, he says sure, and to follow him to the bathroom.
He has me brush, and as I'm doing that, he explains how the toothpaste does what it does, the chemicals involved, so forth. He then takes me to the kitchen and pours me a glass of orange juice, beginning to explain why the two react and such, and says, "here, see for yourself. " So I take a drink, and of course, its disgusting, and I spit it out.
"And THAT is how you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth."
She broke her crown.
They are both crowning achievements.
She calls it her crown Juul.
Way back when I was a kid, for my school's Renaissance Faire-esque fundraiser, I went around wearing a sign that read "Vilage Idiot". When guests asked why, I'd reply, "I wasn't always the village idiot...
...And so now, here I am: village idiot, just like my father was. Ah... my father, he was the best village idiot we ever had. It's hard living in his shadow sometimes. You see, my father was a complete idiot! ...I'm just a half-wit.β
Turns out it was just her crowning achievement.
It was accidental.
He's our crowning achievement.
I found my feather headdress but it's getting worn out: I have a patchy Apache crown
Finally! Someone who understands me!
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