19 Hilarious Cremated Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If a girl named Sierra is cremated, and mixed into crayon wax, what color crayon is she?

Burnt Sierra

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👤︎ u/TheMingoMan

📅︎ May 07 2021

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When I die, I want to be cremated.

I think I've urned it.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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My grandmother is getting cremated in Kentucky.

Not sure if I should get original or extra crispy.

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👤︎ u/meltingXsnowman

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

She made me an appointment for Tuesday

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👤︎ u/Whlightning

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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When I die my wish is to be cremated except for my funny bone

That way my humerus with my family forever.

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👤︎ u/Fairlybludgeoned

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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My father saved up his whole life so he could be cremated

He really urned it.

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👤︎ u/alliswellinnz

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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When my grandma died, I had her cremated and put her ashes in a trophy that said "World's Best Grandma."

She urned it.

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👤︎ u/JaxxisR

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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I started a graveyard for only my pals who are cremated...

If you wanna come there, you gotta urn my friendship.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.

And inside would be Reese's pieces.

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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When my cousin Frank died, his body was cremated, and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.

Now he's Frank in stein.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Jul 08 2019

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Why can’t the pope be cremated?

Because he’s still alive.

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👤︎ u/labink

📅︎ Jul 22 2019

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My Grandma died. She was cremated.

We think that's what did it.

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👤︎ u/arutkow

📅︎ Jun 25 2019

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Wife asked if I wanted to be cremated when I die

I'm beginning to warm up to the idea.

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👤︎ u/Checksbounce

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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A dear friend of mine passed away recently. He asked that we spread his cremated ashes in the big fountain in the town square.

He will be mist.

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👤︎ u/Mandatory_Attribute

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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When I die, I want to be cremated and put into an hourglass...

So I can continue to spend time with my family

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👤︎ u/Nathamatics

📅︎ Mar 20 2017

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I have always heard Col. Sanders was supposed to be cremated,

but his family couldn't figure out to go with original or extra crispy.

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👤︎ u/CecilBlight

📅︎ Oct 15 2018

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When I die, I want to be cremated

Its my last chance to have a smoking hot body, and I don't plan on missing it

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👤︎ u/penny_eater

📅︎ Aug 08 2017

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Did you hear about the morgue employee who got cremated?

He fell asleep on the clock and got fired.

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👤︎ u/Justicarnage

📅︎ Aug 17 2017

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The pope doesnt want to be cremated

Oh really why not?

Cuzz he's still alive

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👤︎ u/MrStaak

📅︎ Oct 29 2013

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