The first step in confronting a crafting problem,
They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.
Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
How does a chiropractor improve their craft?
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."
"Which instructions?"
"Yeah, they're the ones."
The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of
Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?
My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, “Glue Sticks.”
I said to her, “No shit.”
Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter
I met a pilot once who said he actually wanted to be a sailor.
He was in the wrong craft.
New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"
What craft does a coal miner take?
My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
Did you hear about the murder in the arts and crafts store?
There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...
I went to the craft store, and got a new neon-colored marker.
It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.
What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?
Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?
My grandma makes blankets using a loom. She crafted the latest one so well that it'll never fray or fall apart!
Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?
When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.
My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Today, the kids were making some Christmas crafts. My dad presses one of those plastic googly eyes into my palm, leans in close and says..
".. I'm keeping my eye on you."
I freaking love that guy.
Yesterday I crafted a belt out of watches...
...But it was all a waist of time.
A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
I met a pilot once who said he actually wanted to be a sailor.
He was in the wrong craft.
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