The first step in confronting a crafting problem,

is a mitten knit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...

...it was pretty nuts.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My wife crafted me a "Dadvent" calendar. This is day one! reddit.com/gallery/k4of73
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tremerelord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.

Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts if you ask me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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hi matt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannah51504
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.

It was called He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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How does a chiropractor improve their craft?

Chiropractice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnDough39
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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"Dad, how do you cast spells?"

"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaffGaff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of

His opinion was suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACoolDude_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?

I felt like it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, β€œGlue Sticks.”

I said to her, β€œNo shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatWoodenSp00n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I met a pilot once who said he actually wanted to be a sailor.

He was in the wrong craft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"

Didn't he already?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rookie_Z
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What craft does a coal miner take?

Minecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Holes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."

I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Did you hear about the murder in the arts and crafts store?

it was gluesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_steam_keys_plz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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A Well-crafted Series of Knock Knock Jokes youtu.be/C_YKlNzJuRg?t=46…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goofwright
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...

Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baldy74
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I went to the craft store, and got a new neon-colored marker.

It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?

A glue 10 free coupon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_iz_smrt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?

Wahhabi Lobby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgieWashington
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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My grandma makes blankets using a loom. She crafted the latest one so well that it'll never fray or fall apart!

It's un-de-weave-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBuccaneer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?

Times Square!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.

My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRedditBot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Today, the kids were making some Christmas crafts. My dad presses one of those plastic googly eyes into my palm, leans in close and says..

".. I'm keeping my eye on you."

I freaking love that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Yesterday I crafted a belt out of watches...

...But it was all a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeswe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,

It’s pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pale_Society
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMango
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank

Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepmojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I met a pilot once who said he actually wanted to be a sailor.

He was in the wrong craft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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