Covetable Puns

A list of puns related to "Covetable"

What is the most coveted architectural prize awarded to churches with no steeple?

The no-bell prize.

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👤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife

Demanded my neighbor.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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Office supplies are highly coveted..

Co-worker A: Hey, Co-worker B, do you have any push pins?

Co-worker B: Sure, but I'll have to charge you.

Me: Don't forget the tax!

The groaning started and I was confused at first, then it sunk in. Sometimes unintended puns are the best!

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👤︎ u/curzyk
📅︎ Oct 14 2015
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So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...

Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"

Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"

Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...

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👤︎ u/EngineerBill
📅︎ Sep 03 2014
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