Corn Husk Puns

He was surprised at how large the kernels were. "These kernels are large. So large in fact, that they're major."

I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.

A few years ago my dad and I were bored walking through a museum and came to a random painting of a woven basket filled with husks of corn. He asked me what i thought of it.

As his dad-joke apprentice i told him: "I dunno, seems kind of "Corn-y" to me"

Without missing a beat he stared at me and said "you may think it's corny, but i think it's a-Maize-ing"

I still crack up thinking about it years later