Corks Puns

A list of puns related to "Corks"

My friend has a cork board with a lot of pictures pinned to it...

It's really tacky.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why do cork boards always look so tacky?
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👤︎ u/natebrennan
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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👤︎ u/PeaPanties
📅︎ May 16 2021
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Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?

Any more and it would be two farty...

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👤︎ u/marty___mcfly
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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My grandpa asked if I was hungry... [x-post from r/Funny] imgur.com/8z6gS0l
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👤︎ u/Kinet1x
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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What do you call a dog that likes wine?

A cork-ie

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👤︎ u/ghstmnky
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Got my wife with wine pun

I was drinking wine with my wife, and she asked me if it was good, to which I responded:

"It's grape!" groans "Why are you wine-ing ?" groans intensify "Want me to put a cork in it?" facepalm desk "Vine, I'll stop."

She then pun-ished me with no more wine.

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👤︎ u/Zxithedead
📅︎ Nov 21 2015
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Another Disney dad joke

In Ragland Road (Irish pub in Downtown Disney) I spied a set of reusable corks. I called my littlest one over and asked her to put one in her mouth. When she asked why I told her it was a whine stopper.

"DAAAAAAD!"

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👤︎ u/leftcontact
📅︎ Dec 03 2015
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Dad joke at a restaurant

I was at a restaurant a while back with my parents. They were about half way through their bottle of wine when the waiter came over and asked, "Can I have your cork?", to which my dad replied, " No! Get your own cork." He was chuckling for a while....

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👤︎ u/twizzlenerd
📅︎ Aug 16 2014
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