Wine cork Puns

I was drinking wine with my wife, and she asked me if it was good, to which I responded:

"It's grape!" groans "Why are you wine-ing ?" groans intensify "Want me to put a cork in it?" facepalm desk "Vine, I'll stop."

She then pun-ished me with no more wine.

I was at a restaurant a while back with my parents. They were about half way through their bottle of wine when the waiter came over and asked, "Can I have your cork?", to which my dad replied, " No! Get your own cork." He was chuckling for a while....