Ah yes, coprophagy.
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Ah yes coprophagy
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[OC] Coprophagy

"What?" exclaimed Kurukakadl. "I'm sorry, my translator doesn't seem to know the word, but based on the probable root words, calculates 82% chance that it means... um-"

Dr. Roke grinned.

"Whatever your translator thinks it means, it's probably right", he said. "Shit-eating. Coprophagy."

"But why?"

"Essentially, it's because they're too small for their gut to actually digest the tough fibres of the plants they eat," replied Roke. "It tends to be small animals that do it. Rabbits and the like."

"What about bigger animals?"

"If they eat those kind of plants, bigger animals have large stomachs to deal with it. There's essentially an arms race going on between the grazing animals and the grazed plants. The plants evolve to be tough so they'll be less appealing to grazers, whilst the grazers themselves evolve new ways to get around this. It's been going on for millions of years. Even herbivorous dinosaurs often had big stomachs like that. There are even fossilised dung beetles from that time, so coprophagy itself was definitely happening back then, too."

"Dung beetles?"

"Exactly what it sounds like. There are a lot of insects that do it. Even flies."

"Flies! But they're everywhere on this planet of yours!" Kurukakadl looked slightly sick.

"They lay their eggs in dung or rotten objects, so when the larvae hatch, they have a food source right there."

"That's obscene!"

Roke shrugged.

"You've read about Earth's evolutionary biology, right? This is just Chang's Third Law of Predictive Evolution in action: 'if a niche is present, it will tend to be filled'."

"I know the laws, of course," said Kurukakadl. "But that particular aspect had never occurred to-" A horrified expression crossed its face.

"What?" asked Roke.

"Humans don't do this, do they?"

"Not normally, no. We don't have a diet rich in-"

"Not normally?"

Roke laughed.

"I should have just said 'no'! There are... some people who do it."

Kurukakadl had turned a shade of pale blue.

"Look," said Roke. "Given the subject matter, maybe we should skip lunch. We can get you pancakes another time."

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The paradox of canine conspecific coprophagy onlinelibrary.wiley.com/d…
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When coprophagy is the norm to your people.
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MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION - ENDOCRANIAL COPROPHAGY [SINGLE] (2018) youtu.be/6tRkQunTbzk
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Did Neanderthals/Ancient humans eat their own feces?

Lots of creatures, when hungry enough , resort to eating their own feces. Did ancient humans do this as well? Was it any sort of common place like it would be for dogs? Is it even possible for us to ever know the answer to this?

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There Will Be Scritches Pt.12

Previous | Yuletide Special | Next

---Rest---

*pit**clink**pit**clink**pit**clink* is the sound that my natural, left foot and new, bionic right make as I cross the Balcony outside Triple M.

That door is already fixed… The one that Fluffy and I tore through, destroying it!

I think I’ll have to add Maintenance to the, ever growing, list of staff who are getting raises after our recent run in with Terran pirates. To think that they were able to repair all the battle damage while we were voidside!

Ms. Tuun objected when I revealed how much I intended to increase her pay but… not as much as she did at her interview… there was no haggling. It seems that having a devoted friend group and a loving partner is helping buoy her estimation of her worth.

I cross the threshold and make my way to the Commonroom.

The door opens to reveal one very tired Don, one very tired Sahas, one very tired canine and four very tired Humans all in various states of repose on the furniture around the [coffee table].

There are four in the room, however, that don’t fit this mould: There is an excited Zunbe… no… Msia! They’ve all insisted I’m to call them by their first names or epithets… it’s taking a little getting used to. Anyway, he’s looking out the bowward window for the moment we come into his home system. It’s quite sweet. Apparently it’s been some time since he last saw his family and home, by means other than a holo projection.

The second and third who aren’t a picture of exhaustion are the wall-mural version of me and a roaring Fluffy, whom I’m sat astride, charging down a mountain with the setting sun of Earth framed behind me. Msia has painted a bone crushingly heavy looking suit of armour onto me, morphed from its original, Terran appropriate, shape to fit a R’qali body plan. On my back there is a second set of entirely ornamental wings. My right talons heft a lance, that looks like it would mass more than my body, with a red and white banner, streaming in the imaginary wind, attached just below the tapered spearhead. My beak is open and my face is fixed in a fierce, silent battlecry… I ought to find that mural very flattering… somehow it’s a little embarrassing… Is it because that Tcakqaal looks like

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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Wood chips?

My dog, a Pomeranian dachshund Chihuahua shih tzu mix, lately has been all about eating wood chips and small sticks. She hides them in her mouth on walks to eat when we get home. She'll also start eating them on walks and is starting to get aggressive when I take them away (never been a problem before). Any idea what's going on? Should I go to the vet? She's always been probe to eating things that aren't edible, but this is ridiculous.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Coprophagy

"What?" exclaimed Kurukakadl. "I'm sorry, my translator doesn't seem to know the word, but based on the probable root words, calculates 82% chance that it means... um-"

Dr. Roke grinned.

"Whatever your translator thinks it means, it's probably right", he said. "Shit-eating. Coprophagy."

"But why?"

"Essentially, it's because they're too small for their gut to actually digest the tough fibres of the plants they eat," replied Roke. "It tends to be small animals that do it. Rabbits and the like."

"What about bigger animals?"

"If they eat those kind of plants, bigger animals have large stomachs to deal with it. There's essentially an arms race going on between the grazing animals and the grazed plants. The plants evolve to be tough so they'll be less appealing to grazers, whilst the grazers themselves evolve new ways to get around this. It's been going on for millions of years. Even herbivorous dinosaurs often had big stomachs like that. There are even fossilised dung beetles from that time, so coprophagy itself was definitely happening back then, too."

"Dung beetles?"

"Exactly what it sounds like. There are a lot of insects that do it. Even flies."

"Flies! But they're everywhere on this planet of yours!" Kurukakadl looked slightly sick.

"They lay their eggs in dung or rotten objects, so when the larvae hatch, they have a food source right there."

"That's obscene!"

Roke shrugged.

"You've read about Earth's evolutionary biology, right? This is just Chang's Third Law of Predictive Evolution in action: 'if a niche is present, it will tend to be filled'."

"I know the laws, of course," said Kurukakadl. "But that particular aspect had never occurred to-" A horrified expression crossed its face.

"What?" asked Roke.

"Humans don't do this, do they?"

"Not normally, no. We don't have a diet rich in-"

"Not normally?"

Roke laughed.

"I should have just said 'no'! There are... some people who do it."

Kurukakadl had turned a shade of pale blue.

"Look," said Roke. "Given the subject matter, maybe we should skip lunch. We can get you pancakes another time."

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