Coordinated Puns

A list of puns related to "Coordinated"

What did the British doctor say to the poorly coordinated patient when talking about money?

“Ataxia!”

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👤︎ u/caden-r
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

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👤︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What's Whitney Houstons favourite coordination?

Hand eyeeeeeeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/RexThunderhorn
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What is Whitney Houston's Favorite coordination?

HAAANNNDDDD-EYEEEEEE!

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAANNDD EEYYEEEEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/IveyRoney
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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👤︎ u/dont-runwithscissors
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I’m afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000°N, 135.0000°W and 90.0000°S, 45.0000°E.

I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder

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👤︎ u/samrf1202
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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[x-Post HQG] What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?
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👤︎ u/xilluzionx
📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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What was Whitney Houston’s favorite kind of coordination?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnd Eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee (will always love you)

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👤︎ u/GlobetrottinExplorer
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.

It has a bad latitude.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Hand eye coordination...
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👤︎ u/Anila_Tac
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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How do you coordinate an eclipse celebration?

You planet.

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👤︎ u/Stroderod3
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?

Because it used Polar Coordinates

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👤︎ u/uber_snotling
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? imgur.com/gallery/Z1tNjot
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👤︎ u/irritatedatheprinter
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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The man who killed donkeys for money.

He was an ass-assin

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👤︎ u/MobileSunflower
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

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👤︎ u/flaspike
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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Coordinating time with my wife

Wife: What time are you working until?

Wife: 5?

Me: 4:30

Wife: This conversation is oddly familiar

Me: or is it evenly familiar?

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👤︎ u/NotMyRealNameAgain
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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What makes Kylo Ren dangerous with a lightsaber?

Great Han dies coordination.

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👤︎ u/pj566
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNNDDD EEEEEEYYYYEEEE!

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand-Eyeeeeeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/x_psyduck_x
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What was Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyeeeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEYE!!!....

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👤︎ u/reddorical
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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What was Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

Haaaaaannnd-Eyyeeeeee

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👤︎ u/Option-Select-King
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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What is Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/astroboots
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

Haaaaand eeeeeeeeeyeee!

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👤︎ u/amiur
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

Hand Eyeeeeeeee!

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👤︎ u/SlothMaestro69
📅︎ Jan 13 2018
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/aca6825
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYEEEE

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 18 2019
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/revolut1onname
📅︎ Mar 02 2015
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/Vult92
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEYYYYEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/chicken-littler
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What was Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HANDEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE...

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👤︎ u/norbnorbnorbnorb
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEYE!

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👤︎ u/SkeletronPrime9
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/EchtGeenSpanjool
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand eeeeeyyyyyyyeeeee

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👤︎ u/Aaroneus89
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand Eeeeeeeeeeeyeee

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👤︎ u/bgcoombs
📅︎ May 09 2018
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Whats Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

Hand eyeeeeeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/AppsPotato
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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What was Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

Hand eye!

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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/naveregnide
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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What is Whitney Houston's Favorite Coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/ThisGuy32
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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What were Whitney Houstons favourite types of coordination?

Hannnnnddddd eyeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/shadowkas
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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What is Whitney Houston’s favorite kind of coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee

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👤︎ u/frey_wedding_planner
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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Most people have hand eye coordination

But pirates have eye eye coordination

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👤︎ u/Totalzero
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

Haaaaaaaaaaand eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeeee!

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👤︎ u/TomG93
📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand Eeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeee...

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👤︎ u/whiskeyandfeet
📅︎ Aug 27 2016
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