A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
Cool pun i found in r/gaming
Can you make a cool pun out of my name?
My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.
Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
what a COOL pun...
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Cool pun
"It's 1°C, very cold in here."
"It's cool; Just chill"
Need some puns
So a health expo is coming up for my university and I am part of the nephrology stall. We need a good slogan and some cool puns to attract people. All ideas are welcome. Thanks!
Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"
So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards,
Thomas
Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
Looking For Some Awesome Puns!
If you guys could help out, I need some cool puns for a website I am making. They need to be Egyptian-based and on the topics of the Gods and Creation.
Thanks
Cokacolla2000
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.
I would steer clear of them.
You know what would be cool?
How do celebrities stay cool?
I repurposed a few of my old watches, mad a really cool belt out of them.
My wife said it was a waist of time.
I saw a cool movie on Netflix on migratory water fowl.
It was a great duckumentary.
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer?
By using her hAIR conditioner.
I've been told I'm good at cooling things down.
But I've never been a big fan.
I can't believevits not butter
Heaven is soo cool!
But Hell is definitely hotter.
Condensation is cool...
but evaporation is sublime.
Archaeology is cool and all...
Friend: "You're a really cool person man."
Me: "Yeah, I know. It's cause I'm under this A/C."
Sleight of foot would be a cool “feat” for a DnD character though
My dad was so cool and collected when he explained the tanker rupture to the president...
It was a slick performance.
They are so cool!
Why don’t mountains get a sun stroke?
Because they always have snow caps on
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
What vegetable is only a little bit cool?
I absolutely hate crossing t's
Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.
Bear with me... came across this and decided to post it because it looked cool
Cows standing on a cliff aren't just cool,...
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC
I was always bothered with the spelling of 'Wii' in Nintendo Wii. It felt like they were trying too hard to be cool and hip by spelling 'We' with two ii's. I don't know why but it just makes me cringe when corporations try to be edgy and relatable.
As for the console, it was aiight.
Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero...
What keeps rockstars cool?
Ever wondered what to say to your sister when she’s crying ?
“Are you having a crisis ?”
A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.
I wanted to throw this cool rock I found
Why was the stadium so cool?
For my cake day they told me I have to post something cool
I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns
A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.
Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn
Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am
Me to my wife: Cool, the Grammies will only be on for a minute!
Her: looks at me, perplexed
Me: They just said it’s the sixty second Grammy awards...
Her: Get out
Why are small dried up river beds so cool?
Because they are ex-stream!
I saw someone carry a large air conditioner to their car
Did you hear about the guy that got frozen to absolute zero?
I expect a reaction from you all.
My mom and dad helped me tie my bow tie and I thought it looked cool
What if “school” was written without a “s” and “h”
I just drew a really cool picture, it's half mouse and half elf
Sorry to boast, but I'm just feeling really proud of mouse-elf
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
What type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at is?
What do you call the un-cool friend in a group?
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
Did you hear about the guy who cooled to absolute zero ?
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
6 naked women sounds really cool
The Cool Bus sure is COOL
I saw this really cool video on /r/gifs. Here is the repost.
My chiropractor's pretty cool.
He's real hip and always rolling joints.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his tea before it was cool 😎
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, "My door is always open".
Aspen trees are so cool.
They’re the most poplar trees in the forest.
Why is it always so cool at a hockey rink?
How do celebrities stay cool
How do celebrities stay cool?
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
What keeps a rockstar cool?
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC
What vegetable is kind of cool?
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