I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Blending some fruit into a purée and said “cool” as I finished making it.
My wife: don’t you mean... coulis
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'
Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'
I went iceskating before it was cool.
guess it was more like swimming.
Found out I could talk to dead people, I thought it be cool but...
Bear with me... came across this and decided to post it because it looked cool
I just drew a really cool picture, it's half mouse and half elf
Sorry to boast, but I'm just feeling really proud of mouse-elf
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
Is it cool if I turn on the a.c.?
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
Wouldn't it be cool if you could project cat sounds into other people's heads?
Why is it always so cool at a hockey rink?
I went to a boat store thinking it would be cool
It's always snow cool when it snows
My ice machine was really cool, so I decided to encourage it... I said, "good job ice machine, you're crushing it."
My chemistry text book thinks its cool.
We were driving through Quebec when my wife commented on how cool it was that the highway signs were in two languages, English and French.
I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"
Cool with it
Me and a classmate were working a fundraiser. He splashed me with the ice water from the drinks, and so I splashed him back. He said, "I'm cool with this."
He was water before it got cool.
It’s really cool that prisoners are now getting juke boxes in their cells.
Seems like a great place for criminal records.
Let beef cool before eating it.
Otherwise you could get burned at the steak.
What did the elbow say to the waist when it did something cool?
I think its so cool how peaceful Bob Ross is
My friends asked me why my salad was purple today. It was because I put a pretty cool vegetable in. Scratch that, it was only kinda cool.
My brother is studying Italian. He said he had a dream in Italian the night before and it was cool. Our Dads response?
"I cannoli imagine."
AND commence the groans...
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I went to a boat store thinking it would be cool
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