'Tis the season for original content :^)
If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?
This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
What so you call Santa without a GPS?
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
uplifting content with lame goat pun lol
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.
What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
Edit: this content is unoriginal
I tried to break an egg to make an omelette, but it's contents went flying everywhere
How much of Reddit content is made up of recurring themes?
My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
What do you call an instagram celeb who got Corona?
A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.
Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.
Did you hear? Since COVID-19 has everyone is stuck at home, and sports networks need content, they've decided to televise competitive bathroom sports.
It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.
Can i see the gluten content?
This sub doesn't have enough content
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A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.
Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....
...
...
"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.
Shake well before consuming
Contents may have settled, started a family, and proliferated in the container.
A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
[OC] Guess the Visual Pun
An armed robber bursts into a store one day.
Pointing his firearm at two cashiers, he shouts “hand over the contents of the cash register! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession...you know, a habitual occupation followed for a livelihood and involving commercial transactions!”
Cashier 1: “What do we do?”
Cashier 2: “Do what he says, I think he means business!”
They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
Need content
I found out today I'm going to be a dad, I need some good jokes!
/r/BlackFathers will now be a positive and supportive community for Black and POC fathers
https://i.imgur.com/GlXV2kE.gifv
Reddit admins have recently granted ownership of /r/BlackFathers to myself and a group of other Black/POC mods, and it is our intention to make this a positive and supportive community. This is a place where Black/POC fathers and their family, friends, and colleagues can find helpful resources, welcoming content, and a safe space to learn from each other and share our experience.
Content of all types are welcome so long as the subject/focus of the content is supportive of Black/POC fathers. We look forward to seeing you there.
******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video “shaq eats a hot wing content aware scale”)
What do you call a criminal sleeping in a tent?
Round and Round, Round and Round
Wife: “Did you just make up that joke?” Me: “No, I....”
“...learned it from an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website that I can’t remember the name of.”
Doube dip content and title
What is the scale for blood-alcohol content in drivers called?
Did you know the lignin content of old paper is what gives books their old book odor?
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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