A list of puns related to "Conferred"
There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.
He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
All the seats were already taken.
...but then my life would be meetingless.
There was no zoom at the inn.
But Samsung anyway.
He said no, this is light.
They were all mediums.
A meating
In a press conference he said βI am not 0Kβ
He took part.
Itβs probably a good thing considering theyβre both well-known carriers.
I pre-tended.
We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.
I put my hand up and answered, "My car."
Speaker: βI'm glad you could all make itβ
Whole crowd: in unison βHi glad you could all make it, We're dadβ
Speaker: Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"
entire conference loses their shit
It was a polynomial function
It was a red hearring, so I blue myself for nothing.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
A Sub-woofer
When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the βBuffett Buffet.β
Things were going well at the dad jokes conference.
Then someone spilled a can of beans.
DONALD DUCK!!!
All we got for lunch was chips.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, Iβll say, βitβs not the Heat. Itβs the Humidity.β
(Credit to Brian Regan)
Really enjoyed being the quinoa speaker.
But I was just projecting.
And out next speaker up is Sony.
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I swear I never met herbivore.
I'm having a parent-teacher conference.
It was pundemonium.
"This is a fluid situation, obviously..."
context: http://www.kcra.com/article/evacuation-orders-issued-for-low-levels-of-oroville/8735215
Teacher: He's very smart and well behaved! Dad: I guess we'll keep him.
We're at a research conference this week, and my professor was the session chair. He started out with "we all know that H2O is water, but - and I want you to really think about this - what is H2O4?" He then shows a diagram of the molecule for us all to ponder. After a minute he says, "so, what is H2O4? For drinking, bathing, washing up..." Cue a room full of groans and chuckles.
Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!
A meating
Speaker: I'm glad you could all make it
Whole crowd: in unison hi glad you could all make it We're dad
Speaker: Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"
entire conference loses their shit
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