Conchs Puns

A list of puns related to "Conchs"

I've got 99 seashells but a conch ain't one
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👤︎ u/dynendal
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....

But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Husband asked me if I liked the conch ceviche we were eating

I said "not really. I think I'm a conch-ientious objector"

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👤︎ u/VWXYNot42
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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Are clams self aware?

No, they are not conches.

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👤︎ u/sand_dunes37
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you hear about the girl who passed out on the beach?

She was on conches!

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👤︎ u/AdmiralAdjective
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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