For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I used to have an inferiority complex....
But, it wasn't a very good one.
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
My son has developed an immense phobia of elevators.
We’re taking steps to alleviate his fears.
8 months in and I finally got a good dad joke over the weekend.
In the subdivision where I live there are 2 open fields with cows in each one, one of those fields is being turned into a sports complex. My friends were wondering where the cows would go and one of them suggested that they would just have all the cows in one field, to which I replied “well then it would just be overCOWded”
Thanks guys
My wife asked me what B vitamins I was taking
Little moonlet has an inferiority complex
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
Just tycoon things
As a real estate tycoon from a young age, I have always had an inexplicable, unfightable, almost erotic desire for the huge, residential apartment buildings that I've owned, towering over me and the whole city. My psychiatrist says the reason for this is because...
...I've always had complexes.
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
My superiority complex is way better than yours
Any church is technically a god complex.
My friend lives in a complex home...
His apartment is pretty nice.
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
I have a constant urge to eat my mother’s pot brownies...
I think I’ve developed an edible complex.
I’ve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
I live in a complex building...
No point explaining, it's complicated
My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents
Because all others will be toad
As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.
Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
Everyone's IQ is a complex number
It has a) a real part and b) an imaginary part: a+bi
I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities
It's a complex complex complex
The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out.
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I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.
Now I'm high maintenance.
Relativity is too complex for me
I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster
What is orange and yells ‘I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?
A tangerine with a superiority complex.
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
I have a bad inferiority complex,
but it's not a very good one.
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
I have an inferiority complex...
….but it's not a very good one.
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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