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Commuter Train Puns

A list of puns related to "Commuter Train"

Did you hear about the man who died on the morning commuter train?

He got caught up in a noose-paper.

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👤︎ u/zataks
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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I like to listen to Bowie on my morning train commute

It helps me get from Station to Station

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👤︎ u/nbarlam
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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I like to listen to Bowie on my morning train commute

I find it helps me get from Station to Station

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👤︎ u/nbarlam
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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