Common Knowledge Puns

A list of puns related to "Common Knowledge"

My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and Iā€™m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.

I was parsley correct.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HisMajestyTheEmperor
šŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.

I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/massivevivid
šŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Drinking wine with my parents when my dad duped me

My dad asked my mother to pour him another glass. She poured the wine the same way you would pour water into a bottle, but it is common knowledge that you must tilt the wine glass for a proper pour.

Me: "Aren't you supposed to pour it on an angle?"

Dad: "Why yes, how else would the wine come out?"

I nodded and silently wished I could be half the man he is one day.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mitharris
šŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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