Is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer.
A Rock-Star
Because it's meteor.
His wife went to Vegas and blew 50 bucks
That way if anyone ever talks about it, it will sound like they are starting a fight.
"Care if I crash here?"
Got my wife with that one last night.
They planet ; )
No comet.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
No comet.
Because the best jokes are always in the comets.
because the joke is always in the comets.
The best jokes are always in the comets…
Comet!
Comets.
They planet very well.
I'm writing an article for a class about a comet that is possibly getting burned up in the sun on Thanksgiving and I want a punny title. For the life of me, I can't think of anything, I figured you kind folks could.
Hailey
"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."
"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."
"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."
"Yes there is. '♫ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...♫'
I was coming from the back with a load of bread when she stopped me and told me to put the bread down so I didn't drop it.
"Which reindeer do dinosaurs hate the most?"
I stopped for a moment and thought. It had been a long while since I've heard anyone mention Santa's reindeer by name.
"Comet."
"AWW! You're the first one who got it!"
This is when I realized that I spend too much time reading this subreddit. I lovehate you guys. Happy holidays!
I was planning my to do list for next week, and I said "I want to do this, but I don't know how to plan it."
He said, "Well, I don't know how to moon it".
I shook my head, and told him he should have said "I don't know how to comet."
He's got a lot to learn...
Comet
Comet!
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Comet!
Comet.
Comet!
