Cold Medicine Puns

A list of puns related to "Cold Medicine"

What the best way to package cold sore medicine?

In a blister pack.

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Me: I need cold medicine

Dad: Cold medicine you have a cold you need hot medicine

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👤︎ u/WIENS21
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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Dad joked my sick girlfriend.

Girlfriend- Do you have any cold medicine? I really hope you do.

Me- I'm so sorry but I think all the medicine I have is room temperature.

Boom. Melted her face.

edit. Damn you swypos

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👤︎ u/pattymcfatty
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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