Cobras Puns

A list of puns related to "Cobras"

What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?

It got hissed off.

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👤︎ u/Foamy07
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?

Snakes on an inclined plane.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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What does the cobra say when you step on its tail?

"That was a big misssnake!"

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👤︎ u/Beans_Shadow
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Does anyone know puns about cobras?

Because I serpently don't.

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
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👤︎ u/thefoxclady
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Where are our desssssks
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👤︎ u/HemperorSean
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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Which kind of snakes share underwear?

Cobra

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👤︎ u/a_user_has_no_shame
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why don't female roommates share a bra?

Because then it'll become a cobra.

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👤︎ u/theBlackBriarWolf
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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I just saw my friend sweeping a woman off her feet.

He is a really aggressive janitor.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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What kind of underwear does a female snake wear?

A coBRA

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👤︎ u/DerRedViper
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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