I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.

Turns out two heads are better than one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...

"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Blues clues brother
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evansonly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Daughter: β€œDad, ask me who sings this song. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter β€˜S’!

Dad: β€œFirst, ask me if I care. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter β€˜N’”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chinatown117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My dad was doing a crossword the other day, he shouted across the room, 'Help me with 11 down the clue is: Over worked Postman'. 'How may letters?' I asked.

'Too Many'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommadds
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...

He was a one-hint wonder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by

He sensed something amiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Clue: bros before ______
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Me: Hey, I’m stuck on a crossword clue..”Overworked Postman”. Can you help?

Her: Ok. How many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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this dude at my school had two separate hit lists. we all knew who was on the white one, but the blacklist? no clue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdankely
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I am stuck on a crossword clue

5 letter word, "A vacant look; A ______ expression."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnochChell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I asked my wife where I put my keys, she responded "I have no clue!"

I said "and I have no Monopoly, whats your point?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExsistanceIsPain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.

The secret reward is called Waist of Time.

Well played, Blizzard, well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...

Was it the latter or the former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I thought the communist fish left at the scene would be the clue that cracked open the case.

But it was just a red herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Jeopardy clue: A two letter word for a direction away from the ground

buzzer "What is up?"

"Not much, what's up with you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkshaddow42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Dad pulled this one on me whilst reading me crossword clues.

Dad: 8 across, postman struggling up hill. Me: how many letters? Dad: loads, that's why he's struggling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarnival
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.

Her: Sure, what is it?

Me: β€œOverworked postmen.”

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I asked my wife, β€œI am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?”

Her: Sure. What is it?

Me: The clue is β€œOverworked Postman”.

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Me: I’m stuck on this crossword clueβ€”β€œan unemployed postman”! Can you help me?

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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