I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...
"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
Daughter: “Dad, ask me who sings this song. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter ‘S’!
Dad: “First, ask me if I care. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter ‘N’”
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
My dad was doing a crossword the other day, he shouted across the room, 'Help me with 11 down the clue is: Over worked Postman'. 'How may letters?' I asked.
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by
He sensed something amiss
Me: Hey, I’m stuck on a crossword clue..”Overworked Postman”. Can you help?
Her: Ok. How many letters?
Me: Too many.
this dude at my school had two separate hit lists. we all knew who was on the white one, but the blacklist? no clue.
After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."
I am stuck on a crossword clue
5 letter word, "A vacant look; A ______ expression."
I asked my wife where I put my keys, she responded "I have no clue!"
I said "and I have no Monopoly, whats your point?"
World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...
Was it the latter or the former?
I thought the communist fish left at the scene would be the clue that cracked open the case.
But it was just a red herring.
Jeopardy clue: A two letter word for a direction away from the ground
buzzer "What is up?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
Dad pulled this one on me whilst reading me crossword clues.
Dad: 8 across, postman struggling up hill.
Me: how many letters?
Dad: loads, that's why he's struggling!
Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.
Her: Sure, what is it?
Me: “Overworked postmen.”
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
I asked my wife, “I am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?”
Her: Sure. What is it?
Me: The clue is “Overworked Postman”.
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
Me: I’m stuck on this crossword clue—“an unemployed postman”! Can you help me?
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Zero.
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